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Various jokes

The joke is defined as one of the types of Arabic literature in its popular and popular sentences and in a funny colloquial formulation that is often said to laugh the audience, and the joke is said to describe a funny story, and these are some funny jokes:

• One stupid taxi and cleared his time riding in front of the chauvy, as they look at the mirror.
• Crazy eats in a long spoon, why? Because the doctor said it is far from eating.

• One stingy, his father died, he would write an obituary for him in the newspaper, so he said to them, I want the least thing you have, he said five words. He wrote (Rizk mourns his father).
• A unit, you complain to the doctor, to take him, my husband, my husband, who is talking while he was sleeping, what is the solution? He said it is simple, give him a chance to tell him and he is awake.
• One stupid bought a taxi, whenever people sometimes taxi, he becomes laughing and decreasing with a custom.
• Stupid, they asked him what is the most difficult thing in the world? He told them that you are flying your thickness and you eat gum.
• A stoned in an English session .. The professor told him if you say to one: Come here, what do you say? The stuffed said: ComE here, Professor Tayyib said, and if you say to him a soul there? The stoned said, I go there and tell him: come here.
• An Arab professor asks his time, what do you know about grammar and drainage? She told him to spend your salary as satisfied with me.
• My thief went to an old house to steal it, she went to combed her hair for 3 hours, and he was hidden by the treasury atmosphere, I slept, and just slept on something that he was stealing! We missed her hair and fled.
• A lazy unit, one lazy, once I came back from the work, Osman said to him, I opened the door.
• The professor looked at the students and told them the lamps of the future, the student went to his colleague, he met him with the seventh of sleep.
• Stupid, he threw his phone from the window, and when he came down and his grandfather, he said, he said very strange, even though I was operating a flight mode.

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Egyptian jokes

The Egyptian people are known for lightness of blood and the sense of humor, and this is a group of the beautiful Egyptian jokes:

• A unit wandering from a disturbing sleep asked her her husband, Malik, my guardian? A nightmare told him I dreamed that I was widowed, he said it after evil, my love, God willing, I or you.
• Once a fleet went on the court, the judge asked him who are married? He said to the judge: One married six, my happiness, the judge, the judge said to him, “You are grateful, my son, who is in it to marry a man?!
• One stupid one said to his cousin: America came up with the moon, and we need to rise the sun, and he replied to it and said: But the sun is very free.
• One of his Arabs, a thigh was compensated by 1,000,000 pounds, standing on the railway of the country, opened his shields, and was said: Come on, Yabu Millions.
• Nazer says to the professor is all the students with you, they uttered the gym D. ?? He said, I don’t know, this is to my civilians.
• Stupid, the aroma of an ointment and said it was painted in the place of the injury, the ladder was painted.
• One said to his father, Baba, I want to complete my studies.
• Once a stingy, he would visit his mother in the hospital.
• Once we pass by Arabic, why? Workers reflect the tiger.
• An old man heard someone floundering at the door, he said: Who? He said: I am your grandson.
• He opened to his wife the door of Arabic and she said to him: Hey, what is the most beautiful of you while you are romantic, so he said to her: We follow the door, and you will not be excited except from the righteousness.
• One holder of a fish bag, one leaf met him, he said: If you gave in the bag that this is a fish from him … he said: Bahr.
• A fleet went to Dr. Sinan, said by Dr. Sinnik, I want a calendar.
• One stupid one will be presented in a job, so he said to the manager is the salary? The manager told him 2000 and after two years he will remain 5000, so he said to him Salvation, stay after two years.

Syrian jokes

Syrian society is known as the sense of humor and fun spirit, and these are some popular Syrian jokes:

• One stupid, his throat, while he was walking, was sewing her to Kindji.
• Two Nabul (Kalanin) The first said to the second, O Rit, in us, we see it, we will see everything, we want it, the second said, O Rit Halzar Benzbas for his condition.
• An old nervous and grumbling from everything, one day, she rose up, she said to her: I deserved to come out, may God help you, and he will not reside with you.
• One Nadel Shaf one drowns and his nomads, as a sand, helped me.
• A love stuffed that works as the experience of the scholars, he gave a pigeon and said it “fragile”. Note books: When the dove feathers decreased, they do not hear.

Algerian jokes

From the funny Algerian jokes:

• One of the master is always hit by his understanding with her.
• Two stupid people who walked in the street, I met a broadcaster, I asked the first: What does Algeria represent you? He said: Algeria is a mother, and she said to the care: And what do you mean to Algeria? He said to her: The mother of the master who was telling you.
• One will address him and the people of his sake, so that the bride did not see the bride. They said: Ranish has not preserved it.
• A piston husband escaped from the crazy hospital.
• He once said a unit and turned her man, and she started to inform the police. They fought: long, blond, and Roji’s hair, her newborn said: Mama is to walk the specifications of Baba.

Saudi jokes

One of the most beautiful Saudi jokes:

• A stoned, a question, a question in the date of history. I remember the events of the Battle of Uhud.
• There is one stoned, the police, they asked him why your eyes are red? He said: Forever Sharp Shani, and I am praised.
• Fleet stopping taxi, empty, leaving the taxi, Iowa, the stoned, the beyond, I sent down Nesolf Shui.
• The lines of cooking Mandy and lived for it? They lost the Mandi hole.
• The first time she rides a plane, she swore to her daughters help the flight attendants.
• One he saw Khoya, he said, he said from when and you are leaving !! He said it from one day my wife, Shaft al -Kohl, with my car.
• The director of the separation shower on an Islamic education professor met with Naim.
• A stoned staining a wall they said to him: Put into a newspaper, he said, no normal is longer.
• One is a sitting sitting, why? Hey, see the back panel number.
• In it, one called his children, a falcon, a leaf, a lion, and a solid. People asked him about the reason.
• There is once a man who gathered the Moya bill 10,000 riyals.

Tunisian jokes

One of the most beautiful Tunisian jokes is the following:

• One of the people asked you to invite, they said a soul, my son, my Lord, you give you a house without rituals and no evil, my brother, in the spirit of imprisonment.
• The stupidest answer in Arabic: What is the writer dealing with in the text ?? Jilbana and Dabouza Fanta.
• Zouz passengers in his distress, and one of the first one said to the second: He fell, Shufu died, not my brother, and they fell and said: I go a little on the right.
• Once, a bound, he asks in one of the dull, say my brother for a Sabbath day, not Sunday, say the two, say how to come with each other.
• One is wrapped in the text of the night, stopping a taxi, the meter has a record of 480 millimeters (Daru near a sprinkle).
• One of us Daru is in the form of the Bash circle, you do not say Mero Makhlini between four.

Jokes in classical Arabic

One of the most beautiful funny jokes in classical Arabic:

• Professor: What is the thing that does not dissolve in water? Student: Fish.
• The teacher said to the student: Give me a useful sentence with the word sugar? Student: I drank tea in the morning, the teacher: Where is the word sugar? Student: In tea, teacher!
• The doctor said to the miser: Take four tablespoons of this medicine every day. What is the work?
• A stingy built a hospital, and the people saw a lot, so he turned the hospital into a restaurant.
• the firstWhy did you break a hole in your umbrella? The second: Until I know if the rain stops or not ???
• Wonderful bought a loaf of bread and when he saw it hot he took it to the doctor !!!
• Namla stood on the cup of strawberry juice, and said: Finally, I saw the Red Sea.
• Lady of the gardener: Go to the garden, and take it, the gardener: but the sky is raining! Lady: Then take an umbrella with you.