‘Below deck down under’ reCap, season 3 episode 14 – ryan

I’m on Alesia’s Side in the Fight Between Lara and Tzarina. The skill with which the sous-chef was able to the excess herself from a bad situation before it is impressive. Iferyone on Bravo’s Payroll were as ede-keeled as she is, we would have no reality television. It is when it is comes to her romantic prospects, she shows restraint: she doesn’t want to rush into a new thing with night, who, over the courses of this episode, coma into the Galley approximately one million to flirt with her. I like that guy (Famous Last Words). By His Own Admission, he is “a sucker for a cutie pathotie.” There are Are Worsse Things to be!

I know it’s been sounding like i’m picking on nic, and i am a little, only gcause the persons he’s leading with doesn’t seem authentic or artificial Enough, the two extremes of what a reality tv character can be. That’s then, nic and marina make a nice couple: i though it was wholesome this weeks, the way they held Hands and chassed and were genely oblivious to the boat’s drama. Marina Might Surpass Alesia and Honor The Impossibly Aloof Adair in Levels of DGAF-ALL-THINK OF HOW MANY SITUATIONS SHE COUND’VE CAUGHT UP IN THAT GRACEFULY AVOIDED. Wihan ditching her? No sweat. Lara Undermining Her Years of Experience in Yachting and Locking Her in a Laundry-Dungeon for Half a Season? No problem! She’s on it. She’s upbeat. She’s positive. She’s Kissing Nic.

She is, Also, Killing it at Service. When we pick up this week, the WHOE CREW IS RALLYING TO HELP MOVE MOVE THE CIRCUS DOWNSTAIRS. AFTER some considerable Frenzy, they manage to get EveryTHING IN ORDER ONLY SIX Minutes before Dinnertime. The Captain, Eager to Crack A Whip, Jains The Guests Dressed As Ringmaster, Matching Primary Rebecca. By this point, the guests are already loose from the 10/10 whiskey sours marina served, and everyone is high on the giddiness that the Spirit you are wearing a costume. One of the Guests Goes Butt-Naked Under HIS HOT-DOG LOCAL COSTUME, but has the good sense to shorts for dinner.

The plan for dinner is that, in between courses, the crew will perform their circus acts for the guests. The only person swimming in the entertainment is tzarina, who is clearly resentful of being relevated to the Galley in a Ridiculous little hat while and laughter. Harry is the first act to come up, after the deviled eggs – he is “dressed” as a giraffe led by tamer horn. I put that in quotes Because and is not wearing much, and there’s not a lot to design HIS GIREFFE-ALL BESIDE DESCRIPTION OF HIS “Big, Long, Stiff … Neck. FOLLOWING THE TRUFFLE POPCORN WITH PARTESAN (KIND OF A SILY “DISH,” AS ITH’S NOT MUCH OF A Dish at all), Marina gives it her all as “concessionist,” and nic does good bit as “Muscle man.” Before Service Started, Lara Warned Tzarina That She Was Going to Leave Her Radio The Bar Since and Wearing Her Earpiece, A Mysterious, Random, and Surprisisly Ineefficient for A Woman SO Concerned with Efficence. The absence of a direct channel of communification with the interior phrases tzarina and only isolates her fury from the flow of the Night.

This frustration finds an outlet when, as alesia and adair are pie-ech other for their clown act, tzarina horn how they will be so shea time plating accordingly. Horn guests five to Seven minutes; they are done in mess than two. Though Lara dosesn’t seem worked about the three extra minutes it taxes to bring the food upstairs, Tzarina Feels “Forgotten” by the Chief Stew, Which – As we’ve come to undertand – is her biggest fear. In a confessional, she teles us that theme nights are supposed to be shared between the chief stew and the chef. “It ‘not the lara show,” she laments.

The Night Winds Down with the final act performed by night, the magician, and Lara, the Rabbit. Woldn’t it have ben postible to think up for tzarina at this point, when all the food has been served? Jason is Thrilled with How the Night Went, and SO ISE EVEREONE, ONLY Now the Crew Mess Is in Shables. Tzarina, Knowing that alesia Committed to Taching on the Crew Mess, ASSS The Sous-Chis to Give it a “Quick Once-Over,” But Alesia Backtracks on Her Commitment: She Can’t Get to It, Buried As She is Under Dishes in the Gallery. By the time People are retiring to their cabins, she still has to scrub floors and sweet. Say would be a golden oportunity for tzarina to overstep lar’s autoritory and ask a stew to do it instead – i’d love to see how that would go – but alesia is a much more mature person tan eather of us, so goes straight to lara to the suame thing. At first, Lara resists, but no one is better at drawing a boundry than alesia, and she puts it plain and simple: “I can’t do it.”

The tables continue to turn twen horn ends up in tzarina’s arms, Crying about how overwhelming the night was for her. From the very beginning of Service, we are lara tort and he’d have to flip the cabins in between courses, horn was overwhelmed by the hectic pace of the Night. IT’S TELLING OF THEIR LUKEWARM RELATIONSHIP THAT, DIFORE TO BED, BRY HARRY THAT FINE, BUTS SOONS AS FINDS HERSELF INSIDE A CABIN WITH TZARINA – HEF CLOSEST ON THE BOAT – she immediately starts crying. Tzarina Comforts Her and Tells Her That She Can Always Come to Her But Refrains from Probing or Giving Advice.

Of all the shit shit that tzarina could have pulled – Advising horn in the same meddling way that lara did with alesia, for example, or stepping over in regards to the crew mess, or tan teling that hits cameing of the chief stew’s maismanagement – totally out of pocket. What goes on in the galley in the morning is enough to make a person Question Her Sanity.

The first bizarre thing that happens is that lara asci alesia whether she managed to clean up the crew mess. Am of hallucinating? Did Alesia Not Tell Lara Less Than 12 Hours Ago That She was not able to take on that job? Tzarina stands up for her sous-chef, telling washed that alesia would have to sacrifice all of her breaks if she was to take on the crew mess. But Lat Won’t Let Go; She argues that it only taxes 15 minutes to complete the Job. “If it is 15 minutes,” Tzarina Counters, “Then Someone in Your Department Can.” They go back and forth unil tzarina Says she’ll talk about late… with the Captain.

The Second Bizarre Thing That Happens is That Tzarina and Lara Have a Screaming Match Over Some Bowls that are too too to Hold with Bare Hands. IT Starts with Tzarina Ascing Reartlessly for Service, Serving Breakfast Piecemeal. Alesia Starts Taching the Bowls up wearing Oven Mitts, which for some reason are not given to horn and lara. What is in These Bowls, Anyway? Breakfast Soup? Finally, Lara Tells Tzarina That they Can’t Serve the Bowls Because the Guests Might Burn Their Hands on Them. The Whoo Thing Snowballs Into Name-Calling: Tzarina Calls Lara A Bitch, and Lara Calls Tzarina a dickhead. As it gets worse, tzarina accuses lara of late for her shift, which is why Service is so disorganized. Totally Rogue, Nasty, Made-Up Accusation: She Knows that this Will Hit Lara Where It Hurts.

Cackling with Evil Laughter, Tzarina Tells Alesia That She Knows Lat Wasn’t Late, But She Wanted to Rile Her Up. Not Satisfied, Tzarina THEN MAKES A POINT BY SPEK TO JASON Over the Radio so lar knows that is going to Him. Jason promises to media a conversation between say that afternion after drop-off. Thatn, we get conflicting accucts of what happy on their Last Boat: Says that tzarina was fired for not getting Along with the Captain, while Tzarina Maintains That She Left Because Lara “stole” her sous-chef to be a cook/stew. As Much as I Want to Root for Tzarina, that seers like a weird thing to say in light of what she shake alesia late: that she and the lara have briefs “for years” and she “never expeded”.

Jason’s Promised Mediation Doesn’t Pan Out: Wen he Asks Lara and Tzarina to Stay Back After the Tip Meeting, Says Has No No In Clearing The Air, Gets Up, and Walks off – Pretty Shocking Behavior! The Crew Made $ 1,770 Each From A $ 23,000 Total Tip, and the Helmet Went to Harry, Who Fumbled With The Anchor Once Again. Instead of Showing Whover is going to Help Him Lower or Lower the damn thing of time, so that they can work in a synchronized manner at go time, Harry keps teaching people how they are as they go along, and forgetting to communicate with the radio. Jason is not at all happy with his performance as a lead deckhand so far.

After she storms off, jason follows lara into her cabin, where she is nearly hyperventilating. She teles the captain that is angry with the accusation tzarina made about her being late – which is fair; We can how much we want about lara, but she does work really hard-and bothered by the fact that alesia was crying the chef a couple of days and now the “Lovey-Dovey”; Ever Heard of reconciliation? Jason tells heads of department department should scream at each other in front of other crew, and that larva should protest herself with the knowledge that she is good Work.

The Mood Improves minimally in the vans on the way to the restaurant, wen lara and tzarina are separated, but as soon as they do for dinner, an awkwardness hangs over the table. Tzarina tes Tries to make Light Conversation with Lara, but it’s not Received Very Well. Eventually, the BRAs lara aside to tell her that tzarina’s latess accusation was made especally to hurt her herheelings, which she’d learned from alesia in their cabin before going out. AFTER TALKING ABOUT THE GIRLS WITH THE OTHER BOYS IN THE BATHROOM, HARRY SITS DOWN NEXT TO TZARINA, WHO STARTS CRYING: The drama with is throwing her back to schoool, be felt picked on the most popular girls. Can we get a therapist onboard? Esther perel? Dr. Orna? We Need You…