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♥ CAN TELL A LOT ATTOOUT PEOPLE BY HOWS A CRISIS. AND IT’S SAFE TO SAY THE VOYOME OF THE BRURE HNOWN AS THE POOP CRULSE KNURE KNOWNS AS THE POOP CRUCTSQUE, WAS An ICKY, Carty KNOWN Grotsque Kinder.

IT HAPPENED WAY BACK IN 2013, But chancats AME Some of the Details are Emblazoned in Your Details. The Triumph, Set to Cruise n Galveston, mexico, Suffered An Electolate Fire Thattal Fire Thattal Fire Thing. And THEN, THE COUP DE Poop: The Electrical Toilets Stopped Working. THIS WAS DEFINTELY PROBLEM WITH MORE 4,000 Passengers and Crew Onboard. And your thonghel Lord of the flie WAS BAD.

The Story IS TOLL, AND WITH AUTHING HUNARKY HUMPING OF SNARKY HOMOR, IN THE THE NEW NETFLIX Documentary Trainwreck: Poop CruiseeCAREES THAT THATES THATES AT Mishaps of VarYing Severand Tragdy and Scandal Toronto Mayor Mayor Rob Ford). Not to bellite the trauma of anioneone unforumona Trainwreck, Premier Tuesday, intitional light toes The LINE BETWEEN TRAGEDY AND COMEDY. HEE Five Lessonens Larred and Er, Hightlights:

IT WASN’t Really Astri The Poop Tokok Over

An Initial Press Release Relayed News of A Fire Aboard The CRUISE, BUT ITAS Under Conterol. A CRUISE SHIP Adrigue in the Gulf of Mexico, WITH NO ENGINE POWER ORDER OR AC: Interest, Unforkunate; THREE PASSENGERS STARD OWN GRISH DETAIRS, WHICH GOTHEED DETAILS, WHICH GOTHED TOCEE HEEE HIMEED TO SET LOUS SHOUSE DETAS, WHICH GOTMS SHOUSE DETAS. VOILA: Poop Cruise.

FORMER CNN BALDWINTROR BALDWINE RECLDWINE IN THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THEMCF Zucker Made The Decision the Decisiona All-in. “Weyed Eyeballs On the Screen,” Sheeplains. Only THEN WE GET TO HEAR WOLF BLITZER INTONE THAT “SEWAGE IS DRPRING OFF THE FLES.” Soon the hashtag #cruiseshipfromhelw. Oh, the humanity.

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THRE’S A LOOT OF SEX BEING HAD ON CRUISE SHIPS, AND THE TRUISH WAS NO EXCE

IF YOU Don’t Believe US, TAKE IT FRO Hanna, BartEnder Aboard The Poop Cruise and Star of the Doc ‘Most Candid morts. “There’s IS SO Much Sex ONE THE CRUISE SHIP,” She SAYS IN THE BO. “SO Much Sex, You Don’t Want to know.” (Oh, but weie doo, Hanna. We do not. “Evething is Hard and Fun.” (SO TO SPEAK).

Latenah Admbs Shewant In her Cabin WHEN AN ACTINE WHEN AN ACTINE WEN AN ACTINY ARARM (“Alpha TEAM! Alpham TEAM! Shee was in the Bed of the antimare Crew member. And the A Coupole of Days Adrigate WAS MADE to Serve Free Drinks, Newwed sex Colored. To be fair, Panic Had LONG SET IN.

The Passengers DID NO APPRe

Onice of the Toilet Malfunction WAS Announcedy Plan Floreded: Pee In the Showers, and DO WHAT PEOPLE IN THE THE DOCIAL PEOPLE IN THE THE DOCIAL PEOP. (Never Will SO MANEY PEPLE SPEAK IN CHILDHOOD EUPHEMISSMS ABODHEEL MOVEMENTS ABODHEEL MOVEMENT MOVEMENT MOVEMENT MOVEMENT MOVEMENT MOVEMENT MOVEMENT MOVEMENTS Some Opted to Poop IMDIAM. OTHERS WEENT THE GRIN-AND-HOLD-IT route. Once The Free Drinks Flowed, Some DRunken Reverlars Tosted The Full Red Bags Overbold. Meanwhile, Others Tristd to Use The OUT-SERVICE TOilets. ABI, A Triumph Chef Witch Asis “DESCRIBET ONE” FULS PAGE POOPE: “PEPLE WEEK POOP OF THE TOILET HORRORS TOILET HORRORS TOILET HORROR:” PEPLE WEET PAGE “DESCRIBINGS TOILET HORRORS TOILET HORROR:” PEPLE WEET PAGE Layer. IT WAS LIKE A LASAGNA. ” AT THE END OFCOC, WE LEARN THAT ABI “HAS NEVERA LASAGNA The Same Way.”

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The wordal charged carnival policy

Perce the Triumph Was Tugely Electrical Malfunctions, and That The VesSel Was Fully Complay and Had Been Certified to Sail BY Regulatory Bodies. The Company CARDETS AMMS AND CONDITES ABOME FIRST-WIDES ABOME FIRSTS & CONVENTINE WHERURE FireSome FireSome FireSome FireSome FireSome FireSome FireSome FireSomet Passage, and a Sea-Worthy iceel. Passengers Were Given A Full Refund, Transportation Expenses, and A $ 500 Payment. They Wero Oso Ore Cruise. Carnival Spain $ 115 Million Cleaning, Repairing, and Retrofitting The Triumph. The vessel is nw CALLD THE CARNIVAL SUNRISE, SHOULD YOUHHH TO BOK PASSAGE.