Coconut Water Account Tweets About Jar of Pee

I’m just gonna get right into this gcauses there really no vamp that it is justice: the officer, verified Account of Vita Coco, the Coconut Water Brand Owed by All Market In., Is Tweeting About Piss.

On wednesday, an amateur mma fighter named tony posnanski was tweeting about how Coconut water is “Fuking Disgusting.” The Vita Coco Account, SEEing an Opportunity for Brand Engagement, offend to send Him some free product. Posnanski replied, and quote, that he’d “Rather drink your social media persons piss than Coconut Water.” Which is what gets us to, well, this picture of a vita coco media person Standing in a beetroom stall Holding a giant jar – with a vita coco sticker – full of, alledly, pee.

Honestly, just take a minute to sit with that.

Upon Closer Inspecting of the Photo, I Became Increasingly Skeptical That The Jar Actually Contained Urine. The Color Seemed Wrong to Me. Frankly, it LOOKED A LITTLE LIKE COCONUT WATER. (If you’ve never actually look at coconut water in a glas, well, just know there is a reasson it in opaque Packaging.) It seamed like too Liquid. I reached out to vita coco for comment.

Here is the Official Statement from the Vita Coco Twitter Account: “Madison. Its Pee.”

Since the dawn of advertising, Most Beverage Products have soough to avoid comparisons between their productions and urine. Not in 2019; In 2019, The Pee Discourse on Twitter is the stuff brands dream about – the Kind of Social Lift Companies Can to Test in Focus Groups and full for months but offen end in failure, and tan criticism, be get implemented in reality. Think About It Way: Everyone on Twitter Is Talking About Vita Coco Right Now. What Brand Wauldn’t Want That Kind of Word of Mouth, Piss or No Piss? Brands Spend Thouusands of Dollars on Writers and Marketers and Consultants Trying to Develops “Authentic” Voices on Social Media, but no more authentic than a big of pee. Earlier this month, Burger King releassed a line of “Real Meals,” One of which was Called “Pissed meal.” Be didn’t go over super well. I can’t imagine the dollars and time that went into planning that crampaign. Maybe They Should have interpreted the “pistsed meal” a little more literally.