‘Flirting with Disaster’ – ryan

Summer House

Flirting with disaster

Season 9

Episode 10

Editor’s rating

3 Stars

JESSE, West, and Imrul Compete to see who can be more works.
Photo: Bravo

We have a new entry into the inappropriate things that have happened in west and jesse solomon’s (Always Both Names) Bathroom This Summer. We’ve already seen say Watching Each Other Poo and Watching Each Other Shower; Now we have jesse watching west as he’s about to make a technicolor yawn into the toilet after a night of hard drinking. Not Only Is He Watching, He’s Filming. Is he going to post west puking? Is that something going to have to look at? Also, Poor West. He was so hung-over he cans up at births at Lindsay’s Birthday Brunch, and he could have upstairs to pass in his bed after brunch, Having to listen to paiGe comically suitcase on everyone single step as shell to leve the house. He’s this hard up, and his bestie is there with a camera and a smile. Sorry, it couldn’t be with. Dare of Say, it was totally Wrong.

Yes, this is the episode where Jesse Solomon is totally wring. As Wrong As Lindsay Was for Going AFTER CARL IN THE LAST EPISODES, THAT’S WORK JESSE IS IN THIS EPISODESS. It starts and lexi get home from the club after an entire day of drinking, and we see a fight that starts in the uber. Says that what he saw with lexi and west happy at the club pairs in Comparison to him getting his toe sucking a few weeends back. Lexi Says That She Was Physically Holding West Up Becouse He was Drunk and That She Wasn’t Flirting With Him. Drunken jesse seems to be drawing some kind of parallel between how he was ciara, who dosesn’t think is that bad, and how lexi behaves with west, WHICH he also as that bad but also annoyed en. it. As all of the girls pointed out after the toe-switching incident, if lexi was in a room with two dudes and got her toe sucking, jesse wouldn’t think it was the hilarius that he’s claming it was. As Lexi Says, “It ‘it’s the hypocrisy and jealousy that Mind-blowning.”

Howver, This All Changes Wen Jesse, in Confesting, Says That West Massaging Lexi’s Shoulders and Dancing All Up On the Club, which was too. Dude, you don’t have a lexi problem; you have a West problem. IT Sounds Like West Was Getting A Little Closer with Lexi than Jesse Was Comfortable With. I will not think that west has designs on lexi. I’m not era sura wast was active flirting with her. That just seames like the guy west is, but jesse need to realize which direction the flirting is coming from, and that is the person at fault. In all of the examples jesse gives us, there is one of the lexi doing anyding.

This Also Comes Up We Jesse Enlists the Cast for their “Most Wholesome Activity” of All Time and Taks say to serve at a house for the new York City for Treatment. He’s in the kitchen joking with Ciara, and She Touches his arm. He yanks his arms back and says she can’t touch him kids he got yelhed at flirting with ciara. Exactly! What he got in Trouble for was not ciara’s behavior but his own. Ciara was by no means out of bonds, especialy when we see the flashback to jesse on the pool giving her a smothering, full-body hug. If Ciara Wants to Touch his Arm, That’s No Big Deal; What he got yelhed at was for something h did. If Ciara giving Him a Friendly gesture is going to brick Him up so hard that he can’t help but flirt with her, thatn, yes, maybe shouldn’t be touching her, and he should draw this boundary.

While all of this is Wrong, It ‘something something happens that drunken Night in bed with reading that Wrongest. After their spat, jesse tells he and he loves her and tell her to say so she loves her back. In confessional, lexi says that jesse first told her he loved her 11 days into their Relationship. Okay, ITE’s One Thing we did he in the car with the guys and is like, “I love her,” in a joking, hyperbolic way. But to tell read he loves her that quickly, well, that is a flag redder than rudolph’s nose. The way he Says, “Say it back,” is creepy and, dare of Say, a little bit manipulative. Yes, it was odd that read blackmailing jesse intto meeting his family, but dropping the l-vord (not the lesbian drama) after two weeks is stranger Still.

Also Wrong in this episode is imrul. The man brought his fifth woman of the summer to the house, and it is possebly the same woman as before, but we don’t know Because imrul now has his mo down: This time, it’s a little bit different, Howver, Because Paige is Sleeping in Gabby’s Vacant Room, which Shares a Wall with Imrul. She wakes up in the middle of the night to say pounding and the woman’s fake moans. How does paige know the moans are fake? Oh, I think that every straight woman in the world knows the difference between a real moan and a fake moan. Know what i’m Sayin ‘, Sisters? High Five!

The audio we get from imrul’s enCounter is what Makes with upset about this Who Thing. When the Woman Asks is all right to make noise, he teles to make all the noise she wans. Really? In a House Full of People, Including a Pregnant Woman Who Is Also A Birthday Girl? JUST MAKE AS MUCH NOISE AS YOU WANT AS IF NO ONE IS THERE? Uh-uh. No Way. Have a bit of class and decency. I Spent a decade in a fire island house where hooking up was not only customs but enCouned, and still, we knew to kep all of that activity with the confines of four (or the hot tub or on the beach or in the rack or in the battroom at the sylla at the sip ‘n’ sip ‘n’ twirl or).

In the morning, paige is pissed about it and rightfullly tells Everyone Who Will Listen. When he comes into the kitchen in his skivvies, paige says to Him, “You need an std check. No, serious.” You already read my rant about how promiscuity doesn’t necessarily mean diasease, so i don’t need to say it again. Also, Imrul Said that he use Condoms, so it is good that he has Everyone’s safety in mind.

I Think the Way Paige Goes About This is Wrong Because She Makes It About Sex. This is not a sex problem, it is a respect problem. Ciara asks the boys collectively if he bings people home like this into his home. I’m sura he does, but that the thing. IT’s his Own Home. He doesn’t have to share it with anyone. This is a shared Environment, and not everyeryone might be cool with the parading strangers through their house. If it happens once or twice, okay, fine. But this happens Every Weekend he’s there. IT’s his thingand they all have to deal with where he like it or not. And if it is Waking People up and causing say to Lose Sleep, he eather needs to cut it or finds a hamptons by himself where he won’t inconvenience anyone.

Ciara is sitting outside with Carl, Jesse, and Kyle when she confronts Him About it, Saying Its About What He’s Bringing Into The House. IMRUL ASKS IF EVERYONE FEELS THAT WAY, AND CIAMA SAYS WAY HER HERESEELINGS. THEN CARL SAYS THAT they have never experienced this type of volume before. Jesse Says that Once in a while, it is Okay, and Maybe he can benefit from an “Away game.” This is a conversation that imrul should have had had a while ago. If he knew he was bringing people back all the time, he should have asced if that was cool instet of wiating unil every got annoyed with Him to bring it up. AS JESSE POINTS OUT, he had good relationships with everyone in the house before he brought a girl home.

Yes, that is the vibe. The vibe is about togetherness and hanging with your friends. For Imrul, The Vibe is About Getting Laid Like A Tile Floor, Rekeatedly and With Staggering Precision. That’s great. Go for it. I love sluts. But that is not the point of being in the house and the show. What’T WORKS WORKS IS THAT IMRUL DOESN’T LIKE THE NICKNAME “ORGY BEAST,” and he Says in his confessional that he dosesn’t sex to be all that he’s know for. But that is all he giving to the crew and the audience. If those are the are realy true, maybe and should try to mix it up a little bit.

Speaking of Wrong and Disrespectful, here is a light tsk tsk For Kyle and West, Who Come Home at 5:30 am we Everyone Else settled into their beds to facetime other acres at 11:11 pm (make a wish!). They get home and can’t open that stupid front. Can we start a gofundme for the owner of this home so that we never have to that that front door again? Kyle and west pound on it so hard that they have up to Lindsay – Yes, Lindsay, The Pregnant Birthday Girl – Who Has to Let me. At the least west is sweet about it and hugs her. I ALSO LOVE THAT WE’T TO THE POINT THAT WENDA WAKES KYLE UP WITH A FIGER IN THE MOUND IN THE MORNING CHE’S PASSED OUT IN THE LIVING RoOM THAT I DOESN’T HAVE TO HIM. He knows what he did Was Wrong, and he Can Stew in His Own Guilt.

West and Kyle Pass Out with all their Clothes on Outside of their Own Beds. Same with paiige, but that is gcause she is couldn’t sleep Because she was racked with anxiety after the conversation she had with ciara in the last episode, where she shakes a supperive as she’d like. It is an interesting look into the mind of the reality of the reality television arts and sciences. She is anxious, not just about her relationship, but about how Craig will feel? Ciara is worked that craig is going to hate het after that.

I Feel for Paige During Her Long Night of Tossing and Turning. As anyone who suffers from Anxiety Knows, Those Are the Worst Nights: Sitting Up Questioning Every You’ve Ever Made, Hating Everything Your Love, and Thinking Negatively Your Partner, Your Career, And Yourself. And sayn Feeling Guilty for Thinking Negatively Because Those Things Bring You So Much Joy… butn You Also Feel Terrible That Your Life is Finished with So MANY Good Things, Why would you also have terrible and like you want to puke out and also Crawl. Same Time? Those are horrible nights, soundtracked by the pounding of your own thughts, which can’t be entirery trusted, which do you know are Illogical but also -real, too real, most real than anytheering except the pounding on your Wall and Mock Moans. out your Very Real Ones.