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Dakota Johnson, Queen of All Nepo Babies, Is Incapable of Being Boring. No Matter What She’s Stuck Promoting, Johnson Brings Such A Specific and Chaotic Energy to Press appeaancies that the world reshapes arund. Like Her Character in Suspension, She BRINGS DESTRUCTION IN HER WAKE. But like her character in the series finals of The Office, She’s Also literally just a girl. Someone Doing Her Job Under Insane Media Scrutiny During One of the More Upheaval-y Eras of the Entertainment Biz. We’ve gathered all Dakota Johnson’s Media Moments, Controversies, and Ellen Takedowns into One Kooky Timeline. And she’s keeping it up through the cannes push for Materialists. Her Web? Oh you Known it connects say all.

Dakota Johnson is the daughter of Melanie Griffith, who is herself the daughter of Tippi Hedren. Johnson has spoken About How Growing Up in the Hedren/Griffith Household Impacted Her View of Fame and the Industry, Particularly with Regards to Her Grandma and Alfred Hitchcock. “She’s Always Been Really Honest and Firm About Standing Up for YourSelf. That’s What She Did,” Johnson Said On The Hollywood ReporterS ‘ Awards chatter podcast. “Hitchcock ruined her caareer Becausee she didn’t want to sleep with Him, and he terrorized her. He was never held Accountable.” In a Vanity Fair Profile, Johnson Said That When Griffith was a Little Girl, The Director Sent Her a Coffin With A Doll of Hedren Inside. “It ‘alarming and dinner and really, really sad for that Little girl,” Johnson Said. “Really Scary.” And that’s swimming getting into the Roar/growing up on a Big-Cat Sanctuary of it all. Tikoler Davis K. Bates Suums it up performly.

This was a slow cooker of chaos. One of Johnson’s Early Role was in the finals of the finals The Office, with the potential for a future spinoff. In late Years, Johnson Said the Experience was torture. “They were Sad,” Johnson Told Set Meyers IN 2024“And there were also weird dynamics that we were going on for the last years. Some People didn’t speak to each other and i’m coming in like, ‘hahahaha, i’m so excited to be!’ And Nobody wanted to talk to me, Nobody gave a fuck. ” This will beCome a pattern with Johnson, giving the tea years after the work she was in has come and gone. SEE ALSO: The Fifty Shades franchise.

Dakota Johnson Signed on to Play Anastasia Stele, The Bella Swan Expy in El James Fifty Shades of Gray, In 2013. She was original intended to work Opposite Charlie Hunnam, but he left the project due to creation differences. JAMIE DORNAN WOUND UP TAKING THE ROLLS OF CHRISTIAN GREY, AND FOR ALL THREE MOVIES IT IT RUMORED THAT THE TWO DIDN’T GET ALONG. Their Every Movement Was Recut and Analyzed for Evidence of this Allegated Feud, with Johnson’s Awkward Carrying a Lot of Rhetorical Weight. But we know now that is just who johnson is. No Malice, Just a… Unique vibe. We are also know that the movies were a deeply chaotic experience, with the cast and crew building the plans as it was taching off. Johnson Later Characterized Making the Fifty Shades Movies as a “psychotic” experience. “I haven’t ben able to talc about this trutofully ever, Because you want to promote a movie the right way,” she said, “and i’m proud of what we made ultimate and Everything tourns out, but it was tricky.”

While on the press junket for How to be single, Leslie Mann and Dakota Johnson Mercilessly Hit on Wsvn Miami Reporter Chris van Vliet. Johnson Asked Him to Unbutton His Shirt, Said he was on “Swole patrol,” and critiqued his pick-up lines, giving the Advice “Don’t Say That Again”.

Vulture’s rebecca alter covered this story in tremendous detail back we broke out in 2022. To tl; Dr, Dakota Johnson May or May Not Have a Piece to Tie the DOOR Shut to a Blue Bottle Coffee, Because the Baristas May or May Have Told Shots, Which May or May Not Have Been Part of A Vogue Digital-Exclusive video.

Accorting to Stephen Colbert, He and Johnson Took So Many Shots What Shooting a Late interview that CBS made of edit a few out. “We did so many shots that the network said” You have to take some of the those shots out, “Colbert Told Busy Philipps on Her Qvc+ Talk Show.” You can’t hammered on National Television. ” Okay, why censorship her art, CBS?

Johnson Helped Topple A Daytime TV Empire when she informs Ellen degeneres that, actually, no, she DoJ Invite Ellen to Her Birthday. Degeneres of Career Basically Ended Shortly thereaFter, after it came to light that her show was al The hotbed of workplace toxicity. But Johnson’s Light Rebuke was the first Volley.

Lemme take you back. It ‘2020, Middle of Lockdown, and Access to the Celebs is deeply curtailed by the total shutdown of public life. Architecture Digest‘S Home Tours Start to Take on An Increated Importance, As Its One of the Few Avenues Have Left to Address the masses (and that the masses have for cricicicing). Dakota Johnson’s Tour Goes Viral in Part Because she gives a special show-out to a bowl of limes in her kitchen. “I love lime. I love. They ‘great’re great. Fast-forward to Januly 2021, and Dakota Johnson Tells Jimmy Fallon That Not Only Dislic Limes, She’s Allergic! If we can’t trust the great Truth-Telller/Ellen-Slayer About Her Love of Limes, Who Can We Trust?

And now we come to what May be the culmination of Johnson’s Media Training: The Press Tour for Madame Web. The movie is rapidly gaining cult status amongst the geese of film Twitter. f Morbius Mothered, You’d Get Madame Web. The fun started with a line in the trailer Said by Johnson, “He was in the amazon with my mom when she was researching spiders right before she died,” whic is never actually delivited in the Movie. Then there was an earthquake During the junket, it seamed like johnson thought she was in an mcu movie and not a sony spider-man jawa, she went on The Tonight Show And Said She Cried Every Time She Saw Fallon Becusee and SO Funny, and on and on and on. IT SEEMS UNLICKY THAT WE’LL EVER GET The Madame Web sequel that explains How Sydney Sweeney et al. Got Their Superpowers, but if we do? I am Sat, Front Row, 2003-APPROPRIATE SUNGLASses The Fuck onto.

After Madame Web Underperformed at the Box Office, Dakota Johnson Reflected on the Press Tour. She Told Bustle “Its hard for me to fake it. It”s hard for with go with the silliness of doing a press tour.” WHICH IS PROBLIBLY WHY, EARLIER IN THE INTERVIEW, SHE CALLED OUT The Elephant in the Room. Predicting the headlines that will Will inevitably follow, Johnson guess “like, ‘Dakota Johnson Breaks Her Silence on Madame Web’s F*cking Box Office Failure.’ (…) Like, ‘No, I’m Not Breaking Any Silence.

This one isn’t really Dakota’s Fault, for that. But of Course the r-rated Movie that played on every Screen of a quantas Flight was a johnson joint. for CnnPassengers were unable to turn off Daddio For the Majority of a Flight from Sydney to Tokyo. Acciting to someone on reddit, the film Featured “a lot of sexing – the Kind where you could have literally read the texts on Screen with the needing headphones.” It took almost an hour before the screen tourned to something “More Kid-Fryently.” Quantas has apologized to all passsengers. “The Movie was Clearly not suitable to play for the whole Flight,” a spokesperson Said. “All Screens were Changed to a Family Friendly Movie for the Rest of the Flight, which is Our Standard Practice for the Rare Cases where individual Movie Selection isn’t Position.

Dakota Johnson Has Been Talking Fiscal Solvency During the Press Tour for Materialists. In Elle Uk, She Said Her Dad Her off AFTER HIGH SCHOOL BECASE SHE DIDN’T GET INTO JULLIRIrd. “I didn’t get in and my dad cut me off gcause i didn’t go to collect. SO, I start auditioning. The Social Networkand thatn Little Jobs and Stupf AFter That, “She Said. Shen Explained that, Although Her Dad Technically Cut Her off, She Could Still for Money in Emergencies. There are well a few times when i’d go to the markets and not have Money in my bank account or not be able to pay rent, and have to be my parents for help, “she said. But it Certainly was not fun. ” SO SHE REALLY COULD call her dad and he’d stop it all?

In a different part of the Ellen Interview, Johnson Said Her Co-Star Pedro Pascal Should Do Foot Stuff onlyfans as a supplementary income. “Pedro Pascal Told with I Should have an onlyfans. That I have just wiggle my toe and make Money,” Said. “Sounds intriguing.”