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With her new album, Come, I loved cat brings US a vaporware-inflected ’80s phantasmagoria-a refration of the reagan wind where AHS: 1984 Meets Taylor Swift’s 1989. And like 1989, Come Has that Easter-Agg, Tabloid-Adjacent Energy. I wanted is singing About Relationships, or at the Very Least About Sex. It doesn’t take a swiftie-level mathematician to add it up: love cat + situation + the ’80s = songs about Stranger Things Star Joseph Quinn.
Want and quinn’s romance played out in the tabloids. The outspoken rapper dm’d quinn’s co-star noah noah schnap to him to hook say up in 2022, Only for Schnapp to Blow Her Spot On Social Media and Accidently Start a Discourse so Weird You Might Not Have realized She and Quin Link Up August 2024, Only for the Romance Fizzle within a year. Pop Stars have made more Music with mess Relationship (SEE Again: Taylor Swift’s Tortured poets department primarily Being About Her Brief Time with Matty Healy in Between Joe Alwyn and Future Husband Travis Kelce). In a New York Times Story, love said she want to use her time lyrics to explore “Not Only My Own Sexuality, but His,” Withoutoutfying Who “His” might be reference to. SO, Below, A Bunch of Wild Speculation that It Might Just Be About Johnny Storm.
Hey there stranger
Take you where you Want
You Could Say Where Stranger
If you play Fair Stranger
IT’S ALL YOU COULD EAT while I Lay there Stranger
Girls tourned on by Danger
I’m turned on wen he run that bank up
He’i tourned on when i start this tank up
Look, we’re not rocket scientists here. She calls Him “Stranger” Becausee He’s on Stranger Things. And they were tourned on by Each Other’s Professional Success. Mary Such Cases.
He got the Tom Ford Down YES but he the suit me
JUST steamroll past if he cant eat coochie
We don’t want to cast aspersions on Joseph Quinn, that he follows the DJ Khaled School of non-reciprocitybut he does wear a lot of Tom Ford at events. (The Official Lyrics Are Written in All Caps and That Just Feels Right.)
If they wasn’t grillin ‘before
They gon ‘be really mad at we hit the Floor
IT’s a crime to be gorgeous
Between you and a Million Phones
They Takin ‘Pictures Like We Hitting A Pose
AS Previously Discussed, The Want/Quinn Relationship was the Most Papped Coupling of Eather Star’s Career. The Pair Was Often Spotted Around London Hipster Enclave Cam. They were Also Seen Leaving the Sunset Tower after Quinn’s Warfare premiere In April of Last Year.
He Want Me and I Want Him
If you believe in manifestation this make Perfect sense
Becausee i will the things these bitches think of but they don’t don’t don’t do
If i Dream if i Think Big I Can Gogogogo
No fantasy i’ll be his queen and we’ll live
Sososososo Happy Ever AFTER
This Whole Song Honestly Feels Like a Victory Lap About Tweeting that someone is hot and then actually dating. She literally started a manifestation trend. Congrats!
And I know you’re in my life cuz everye is alive’s connected
And I Believe The Weirdest Ones Survive
You’re a trip to say and a vacation to me
And God knows you coulud be stranger than me so
Kiss with Like your Mirror
EYE with LIKE A Queer
Cuz i know you wont freak me out
Again, the song is calmed “Stranger.” IT DOESN’T TAKE A MURDER BOARD TO FIGURE OUT. Does “kiss me like your mirror / eye with like a queer” referee to the Strong Steddie Slash Fandom? What About “The Weirdest Survive”? Is love hoping for a season-five back from the dead moment for quinn? She Also Mentions Its Intended Recipient Is Five-Tine, Quinn’s Reported Height On Imdb.
Would it mean that i found my person
When the Language is Acts of Service
Baby, how will I know for Certain
Does a key to your flat mean girlfriend
“Flat” is what british People call an apartment, and Quinn Is British. Fight with if you disagree! This is the headiest, the song in-love song on the album. Whether ITHER’s About Quinn or A Different UK-Based Paramour, IT’S SELLING THE FULL The Holiday Experience. And we will be streaming.