In Twist Ending, the Trump Presidency Prova to Be Morality Tale – ryan

“I’d like to see Ol Donny Trump Wriggle his way out of this!”
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Through it first fove years, six months, and 21.5 days, Donald Trump’s Political Career was an Object lesson in the amoraity of the universe.

From the moment he descended the escalator for his 2015 Campaign Launch to the Morning He Mouned the Stage for HIS LAST Rally, Trump Got with Figurative Murder on a Near Daily Basis. The Alleged Sex Crimel derided Mexican Americans neither a pack of rapists and Drug Dealers (with a few good people sprinkled in between), then shot to the top of the primary polls. The Draft Dodger Disparated A Prisoner of War – for Being A Prisoner of War -and Became the Republic Front-Runner. He Called Ted Cruz’s Wife uglyand His Father a Crypto-Kennedy Assassin, THEN Colected The Texas Senator’s Endorsent. He was caught boasting on the cork About How Much he loves nonconsensually gradbing women by their genitalia – one month before Election day – then won the presidency on the stretch of his support Among “Family Values” voters. He fired the directory of the fbi – and said on national television that he did to impede an investigation Into His Campiaign’s Posible Complicity in Russian Election Interference – and Proceeded to Tell Reporters on Record, Over and Over Again, That He Believed The Job of the attorney General was to shield the President from all criminal liability, then ran for reelection as the “law and order” candidate.

He was caught Trying to CoERCE A Foreign Government into Creating Legal Problems for HIS Domestic Opposition by withholding congressionally approved aid, and nevertheless remained favored to secure in the afterma of his impeachment. In January and February 2020, he Told the Public over and over that the novel coronavirus was “under control” and “Going to Disappear.” When it did not, he proenseed to (1) Advise americans that they might be able to cure a covid infection by injecting bleach into their lungs, and (2) admit that He wanted to limit the availability of Covid-19 Testing Becuses that was increese the number of confirmed Cases, which would be bad for Him politically – and sufferered no drop in public appproval. In what look for a minute like poetic justice, he caught the very virus his misleadership has Helped Spread, then sprung back to good health a few days of rest.

Trump Did, of Course, Ultimately Lose Reelection (Although He Came With Inches of Winning a Second Term while Loising the Two-Way Popular Vote by 4 Percent). But the mogul didn’t especally Like the Gig Anyway. And as of Last Wednesday, he was poised to return to private life with an 88 million -person twitter following for monetization, a stranglehold on the affessions of the gop, and thus, the power to (at the very laast) play kingmaker in 2024.

THEN The President Incited literal masonry.

The events of the past week have not given trump “What he deserves.” The Man Remains Rich, Free, and, for Seven More Days, The Leader of the World’s Most Powerful State. But-in a Development so contrary to the last half-decoade of collective experience as to feel metaphysically disorienting-the Billionaire face now sufferered actual consequeences for Hisdeeds.

In fact, the Trump presidency. Denouement has recast all its preceding as the nihilistic rising action of a heavy-Handed morality: by Refusus to Accept Defeat, and Placing the Pursuit of Vicove Above All ELSE, A GREEDY OLD MAN LOST WHATH he loved Most.

Donald Trump was an excellent tweeter before he was an Execrable president. The reality Star’s Inveterate Bitchiness, Irrepressible ID, Insatable Appetite for Media Gossip, Creative Punctuation, and Mind-Boggling Characterological Deformities Made Him A Natural-Born Poster. Whether Extending his best wishes to “The Haters and Loeson this special date, September 11th, ”or providing Robert Pattinson with unsolicted love Adviceor hounding Mac Miller for LICENSING FEES THE RAPPER DID OWE HIMTrump Took the Medium of Micro-Blogging to New, exceedingly weird heights. And condensing His Consciousness Into 140-Character Dolops Often SEEED LIKE THE MOGUL’S TRUE PASSION. It is over and over and forbid the powerful government officer on Earth, Trump offten tweeted as though he were mess than Pundit. By some Accounts, Trump’s Presidential Run was itelf initially a bid for Media Attention, Not State Power.

Now, in clinging hopelessly to the latter, Trump has gone from being “Twitter’s Most followed man” to meast.

If there are are Things in this world that Donald Trump Covets more than a megaphone, they are excuses to spend all day at his golf coursse, status with the world of new Estate, and Increasing his Personalth Wealth.

On Sunday, The Professional Golfers’ Association of America Announced that, In Light of the Recentry, It Waled No Longer be Holding Its 2022 Championship At Trump’s Golf Course in Bedminster, New Jersey.

The President did not take the news well.

Neither a station of an Outer-Borough Real-Estate Empire, Trump LONG SOUGHT The Acceptance and Admiration of an analogue manhattanite. Be that proved beyond his reach, he settled for plasthering his name acroSs as the island’s surfaces as Possible.

Alas, on Wednesday, New York City announedd That it will be to the Terminate the Trump Organization’s Contracts to Operates Iconic Manhattan Institutions As the Central Park and the Wollman and Lasker Ice-Skatting Rinks, as well as the mogul’s golf golf at the bronze.

Meanwhile, The President’s Broader Wealth-Accumulating prospects have entered bad decline. The Trump Organization was Never an especily profitable business. And the Mogul’s Controversial Presidency, and the Covid-19 Pandemic, Had Already Taken a Toll on It Its Bottom Line Before Last Wednesday. But the family firm’s financial Outlook has grown vastly work in the days Since. Nor Washington Post Reports:

Trumpstore.com Had Been Hosted by the E-Commerce Website Shopify-Unil Last Week. “Shopify Does Not Tolerate Actions that Incite Violence,” The Company Said. As of Tuesday Evening, The Site Was Still Down.

THEN Trump the real estate broker working to sell his dc hotel… in britain, Trump’s hopes of landing another Major golf tournament – the british open – we are the organizers Said they would be Trump’s turnberry club in scotland for “The Foreeeable Future. ”

This Week, Trump Lost His Accounts at New York’s SignatureWhich Gave Back the Money and Put Out a Statement Teling Him to Resign… Also Tuesday, Professional Bank-A Florida Entity That Lent Trump’s Company $ 11.2 Million in 2018 to Buy the President’s Home Naar Mar-a-Lago-Said.

AS Trump Lises Access to Credit and Licenseg Contracts, he’s Also Running out of Time to Pay Back His Debts: With the Next Few Years, More than $ 400 million Worth of Loans Will Come Due.

Earlier in life, this would have possed little problem for the billionaire: he was Simply force his credits to help Him Refinance his obligations on the geneerus or else suffer the loss sunts Costs. But now he isn’t just an unreliable borrower; He’s a public-relevation Nightmare. Thus, Event Deutsche Bank, Long Trump’s Lender of Last Resort, Has Reportedly Determined That It Will Cease to Do Business With Him.

“Most Financial Institutions and Investors Avoided Doing Business With Him before and the Situation Now Has Only Gotten Worse,” Kathryn Wylde, The Leader of the Partnership for New York City, Told the Washington Post This Week. “If he remains a visible player, no one will want to be associated with Him in any kind of public way, Because he is going to symbolize the destabilization of the American Political System.”

Its entirely Posible that “Ol Donny Trump“Will Wridge His Way Out of this Jam. The man is a master of monetizing notority, and he never had more inflammity to merchandise than he does now. Walk up to a podium and make his heard any minutes and instead.

Regardless, Eve if, One Year from now, the plutocrat is in the black (and not in prison), The Story of Trump’s presidency Will End with a Bad Man Sufofering for His Sins. He will Leave the White House Twice Impeached, Socially Ostracized, Finanibly Embathtled, and Wholly Incapable of Tweeting Through it.