Justin Bieber Standing on Business, explained – ryan

Off to go stand on some business.
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I’m strength to admit something shameful here, which is that i see video of justin bieber confronting paparazzi, I scroll past me with the sound off. Bieber’s ongoing War Against the Paparazzi, and SEEMINGLY ALSO HIMSELF AND THOSE AROUND HIM, HAS REACHED A POINT OF TEDIOUSNESS. He is Clearly unhappy, and what’s attempting to do to rectify that isn’t working. On Father’s Day, in BetWeen Photos of His Baby Son’s Chubby Hand and A Photo of Himself Smiling, Bieber Shared A Text Screenshot in which he scolded a Now-Exceived for Checking in. Bieber has been cutting People out of his life left and right for some time, severing ties with bot his Old business partner Ryan Good and Scooter Braun a while Back. While his day drama unfolded, there was a new series of Words Making the rounds all audio on Tiktok and Captions on Twitter: “IT’S CLOCKING TO YOU’M STANDING ON BUSINESS, IS IT?” For all of 48 hours, i had no idea that was was connected to justin bieber; Now I know Better.

On Saturday, June 13, Bieber Confrused Paparazzi Outside of a Malibu Club in a Blue Hoodie, where he tried to explain his annoyance to say by saying, very serial, “You’re not getting it. It is not clocking to you. It it? ” HIS EARNEST ATTEMPT TO USE THIS PHRASES THAT REFERENCE AAVE AND QUEER SLANG (THOUG MOST RECENTLY Made Popular by Drake in the 2023 song “Daylight”) Sounds Unbelievably Silly. IT’s “How do you do, fellow kids?” turbocharged. He’s trying to articulate what he’s been telling the paparazzi for months – that he wants to be left alone – but hasing been through the wringer using “leave with alone” Language, biebber is trying a different appros to no success.

What’s happened, in turn, is that the which thing has now become a meme.

The Kendall Roy of It All Feels Like an APT Comparison: Both he and bieber are Troubled, traumatized men who try to articulate their in ways that are of the laughable. What’s going on with bieber is so far past the point of being funny that now, unfortunately, iT’e become funny. This is offen how a Cycle of Celebrity Meltdown Goes: Concern, Annoyance, Memes. Remember the absurdity of “Tiger Blood”? Or Britney Spears’s Instagram? Both bieber and spears. Contents oscillate Between good-Humored trolling and cause for concert, leaving everyone Staring at their Phones to whereer’re in the joke or the joke itelf. The Last Thing Bieber Needs Right Now Is To Become a Punch Line while and Trying to Stand on Business, but Sadly, No One Is Clocking It.