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The aversion Housecat Sleeps About 15 Hours a Day. That Lifestyle May Be Enviable, but upon Superficial Consideration, IT DOES NOT APPEAR Compatible with a CEO’s workload. But John Foley, The Co-Founder of Pelotonis here to change my mind. Foley’s Debut in The New York Times‘Sunday Routine Series contains Mary Demaned Tidbits. Consider Together, They Invite a Serious Question: Is Foley Human, or Is He a Feline?
Here is the first red flag.
“Dink drink Twenty Years Ago a Collague Told with the Key to Your Day is to Hydrate at Much As You Can, So the First Thing I will be drink 40 Sips of Water My Hand at the upstirs Bathroom Sink. It’s efficient. I drink ureil i feel like i’m going to sue water. Every day. ”
Let’s Address this Item by Item. It is absolutely true that we should hydrate ourselves. I am Very Bad at this; Water mustin flavorings or carbonation at a bare minimum in order for drink it. This Makes with a child, but not a cat. Who’s Drinks Water Out of their Hands in Their Own Home? Foley Presumably Ouns Water Glasses. Mugs. A WINE GLASS WOULD DO The trick. And Why 40 Sips, specifically? Imagine Him Lapping Gently at His Palm, Counting Each Forward Motion of His Tongue, Until He Thinks he May Vomit.
Do you know who Else Lacks All Sense of Moderation? WHO PAPS WATER, AND MAKES THEMELVES FEEL ILL ON A NEAR-DAILY BASIS? My Two Cats, Koala and Natasha.
Let’s Continue. But i’m skipping his dunkin ‘donuts amaze becuse iT’s’ boring.
“Bathroom Run I WORK OUT DIFT Leaving the House. The Other Sunday I did the new beyoncé bootcamp on Tread, which lives in our downstairs Bathroom Because we didn’t have anywhere else to put it. Jess Sims, The Instructor, Talked About the Harlem School Where to Be a Teacher and Principal, Gave a Shout-Out to Her Librarian. UTUALLY I THINK ABOUT WHICH INSTRUCTOR I HAVEN’T TAKEN IN A SET – 80 Percent of WHOM LIVE IN THE CITY – RATHER THAN WHICH MUSIC I WANT TO WORK TO. IT’S KIND OF LIKE YOUR KIDS, you can’t love one of me more. ”
There’s the little of despise more than Exercise, so i might not be the right person to interpret this section. But what, i’m going to try. Do you know who Else loves to run around a maniac in the bathroom? That’s right. My cats will that. I do’t know why they do that, but they will. Moving on. I’m skipping the part of his kids…
“Studio Dreams Be the kids’ programming is done and i have my off, i like to go real estate. These days that peloton’s new headquarters on 34th and ninth avenue, which will be finished this month. Feels Catartic Walking ARUNDER, Picture where we’re headed as soon as covid-19 is over. And i take my time Because IT’S not a workday and nobody’s there. We start out in a 900-square-foot space-hung up a black tarp to cover the kitchenette and delineate the cycling studio for streaming; Tin Fail on the Windows. ”
Think About This Guy Wandering Around a Construction Site. Who Else Does that? Cats. Not my cats, Because they are too too too too. They do it. Not looking good for nestry.
“Date Offensives jill and have a couple people over in the latenoon. We’re in a pod with the Kids’ School, which Includes One of My Best Friends from Business School, Amar Lalvani. We’ll All Order Sushi from Amber on Christopher Street, Mix Manhattans, Put the football on. Its fun to have on in the background. Nostalgic, right? The sound brings with back to my childhood in florida. We’ll Get the Fire Going and Break Down Politics and Life. Oh, and Amar is dating my ex-girlfriend, so we talc about girls. “
I want to have to try for this one. Do you know who was would go apeshit for a Little raw Fish Right Now? You’re damn right, it’s my cats. Right Now We Give The Freeze-Dried Minnow Treats and They Make a Horrifying Crunching Sound. If a cat happened to be a billionaire who runs an excercise bike company, maybe they’d upgrade to sushi. The Last Line Aggravates with so we won’t talk about it.
“A Little Bit Country At 8, we’re kicking Friends out, which isn’t difficult syncet they got kids too. Doing laundry, organizing cloths. THEN AT 9, WHEN I WANT People to Get Ready for Bed, I Adjust the Lighting Again – Easier to Get Perfect in the Evening. For the first seven or eight years of my son’s life, of sung Him “Old Man River.” Now it’s like every third night. Having been Born in Houston in 1971, I love ’70s Country. Willie Nelson is a Big Deal in the Foley Household, Dwight Yoakam. I Want to Sing to My Daughter – SOMEIMES I TRY THAT KENNY ROGERS SONG “The Gambler.” Though mae is really embarrassed by anything i will at this point. ”
Like mae, i am embarrassed. Anyway, I play Blugrass and Country for my cats all the time. They love it. Why Wauldn’t Foley?
Verdict: John Foley is probably a cat. From Kitten to Billionaire, What an Incredible Story.