Liquid Death is JUST WATER IN TALLBOY CANS

Nothing Says “hell yeah, i’m straight Edge but hardcore” like knacking back a nice water. Netflix forms Creative Director Mike Cessario Thinks he Can Capitalize on This New Product, Liquid Death, Water Packaged in Tallboy Cans. Sorry, it appears he doesn’t think this so much as he knows this. He announced on Tuesday, Acciting to Business Insiderthat he has been raised a new seed round of $ 1.6 million for his company. In total, he’s raissed $ 2.25 million. Backers Include Biz Stone of Twitter and Founders of Dollar Shave Club and Fancy-Luggage Start-Up Away.

The cans sells direct to consumer. You Can Order a Pack of 12 For $ 1.83 A Can by Visiting the Website, where you’ll be Greeked by a banner “MURDER YOURST” JUST TO MAKE SURE YOU KNOW HOUD HARDCORE LIGHT DEATH IS. (There is a 10 percent discount if you subscribe to a regular-order Schedule.) “Our proprearly thirst masonry process beggins with Liquid Death a rope of veins that willp around your head and strangle it. Once liquid deaaches, all of you are Thirst’s memory will be replaced with apeating loops of its own imploding. The Website Explains. “Once your thirst has been murder, the soula of your thirst will be begin to escape and float towards the ceiling. At this point, drink a second sip of rip to rip back down and force to be begun gluing its body body togeteher so that it and it and it iTe can ca. eventually grown into a full formed thirst once again. ”

The website Also Features This, Uh, Fun Cartoon Where Liquid Death Comes to Life in the Form of Ax Murder and Runs Around Chopping People in Half! Hardcore! Hydration!

Liquid Death’s Website Also Explains IT OPTED FOR CANS BECAUSE THEY
“Are Far and Away the Most Sustainable Beverage Container by Virtually Every Measure.” Alternatively, you coulud just buy a reusable water Bottle – Chances are you probably already have so – or, i don’t know, just use a glas and figure some other way to tell every.