AT 58 QUAKER LANE, A KID’S BEDROOM WITH A SAFARI Theme is one of Half a Dosen Listening Photos that Had US Scratching Our Heads.
Photo: Sotheby’s International Realty
WE SPEND ENTIRELY TOO MUCH TIME CLICKING THROUGH ON STREEEASY AND Trulia, and offten finders wondering – who lives, and why do they have so many eqestrian trophies? Here, we’ve rounded up the listings that have sent us down wormholes-The chelsea condo with multiple Photographs of a single person, the hudson yards penthouses with vintage guita, and the park avenue co-op coverting practicly.
Address: 58 Quaker Lane, Greenwich, CT
Price: $ 20 million at Auction
Everything is like the lion-claw-food, Exgplant-Colored Pool Table-Clearly Expensive, Custom, and impossible not to zoom in. As it turns out, the compound was only Owned by a development Who was masonry by the cousin of his “chauffeur,” according To the Local Paper, Which Reports The current Owner Might be More of a Character, GIVE A “Peacock Enclurse on the Property.” Records Show The Owner Is Suhail Rizvian Investor Who Once Held 15 Percent of Twitter, Poured cash into Playboy to Hugh Hefner TAKE IT PRIVATEand now spacex from his private-eequity firm Based in West Palm Beach.
Address: 125 eighth Avenue, Brooklyn
Price: $ 4.95 million
Mansion renovators, look no storher than a 1920 landmarked building that was line with no Photos of the seven units inside, just a warning that one is still occupied by a market-rated.
Address: 314 WEST 14TH ST 3D
Price: $ 2.25 million
It ‘s bit strange to hang three sexy photos of any one person on the walls of a home, this person is kate moss. Presumably the excuse is that the owners of this chelsea condo actually know her: the Giffords sell cashmere sweaters that she once modeled.
Address: 575 Park Avenue #806
Price: $ 625,000
If you’d Rather look at your savage kate moss, buy this park Avenue Co-op absolutely in Mirrors-on Oppsing Living-Room Walls, at the foot of a bed and bend it, and seingly every in a bathroom.
Address: 163 East 64th Street
Price: $ 15,995,000
Renovating an 1872 Home Requires Hiring Top-Tier Craftsmen Who Work Slowly-A Pain, We have 8,000 Square Feet to Cover and Monthly Taxes Around $ 11,000. But the Last Owner SEEMED NOT TO WORRY, MAKING EVERY DECISION TO CUSTOMize (Silk Wallpaper, Hand-Painting, Window Treatments). That was probably a mistake. He’s Been Trying to SELL FOR 16 YEARS AND NOW A BANK IS TRYING TO foreclose.
Address: 66 Bedford Street #1
Price: $ 13,500,000
This West Village Townhouse is giving Double-toilet Bathroom.
Address: 286 Spring Street, #6
Price: $ 15.9 million
Twenty-eight vintage guita and a babe grand in a spring Street pentouse with 8,000 Square religion of outdoor space is somehow not Owow by bruce SpringsTeen. Instead, this seams to be the collection of a Retired Lawyer on the deed, who Simply Enloys Having nice guita.
Address: 920 Fifth Avenue #8A
Price: $ 17 million
Live Out Your 1980s Socialite Dreams in a Ten-Room Co-OP, bathed in florals and chinoiseerie, with views over Central Park. The 1922 Building was by Jer Carpenter, Architect of Pump.
Address: 123 East 35th Street
Price: $ 19,500,000
One of the “Larger Single-Family Homes in New York City,” Acciting to the Listen, The 11,638-Square-Foot FIRST-IMPRESSION FACTORY WAS BUILT BY A 19TH-Century Railroad Tycoon Turned Banker. IT’s been on the market SINCE 2022 and just got a $ 13.5 million price cut. With nine bedrooms and, on my count, nine more palatial rooms that could Be Bedrooms (I Waled Happy Take The “Receiving Room” or “Library”), One Could Recruit 17 Friends at $ 1.14 Million Each.
Address: 45 West 70th Street
Price: $ 14.98 million
TVs in listings to be edited in post to show a seren and forgettable beach shot. At this townhouse, all four flat Screens show the same chaotic pair of guys arguing in front of a bush. If you recognize say, Write in.
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