Next, Dyeing the River Green Will Be Cast As A Terrorist ACT

Like any Small Boy, have a keen eye for bot Guns and Boats. SO, of Course, I notified the M240 Machine Gun Mouunted at the Bow of One of the Coast Guard’s Defender Patrol Boats Cruising the Chicago River.

This was Back in the Elysium of 2012, when it was a simple to invite myself aboard for a lake patrol, checking the fire extinguisers on pleasure boats and sueing how fast the Twin 825-Horsepower Diesel Engines Could, Power of Rolls-Rol Waterjets – Basically Underwater Jet Engines – With Nothing As Dinky As Propellers Necessary.

The Coast Guard Public Relations Representative at the Time Was Relatan to Tel with The Boat’s Top Speed ​​- 40 Knots, Accounting to Its Website – and One Fun of The Resulting Column Was Digging Up Details The Coast Guard Flack Refused to Divulge, Citting National Security, that nevertheless ballyhooed online. Small Wonder Why They Never Invary with Back.

Fun is the first casualty of autoritarian regimes – as we were reminded when President Donald Trump, Through his puppies fcc Chairman Brendan Carr, tourned an ephemeral jimmel routine into a permanent, maybe important, chapter in american history.

Not the brightest media strategy. I’m not sura sura trump squura his self-asigned greatness with a furious need to denounce every School talent show snickering at HIM. It seames the mark of a deeply insect individual.

He should be used to it by now. Mocking Wauld-Be Tyrants is a patriotic duty. Though aspirant Strongmen, Unwilling to Trust the Machinery of Democracy to Keep in Power for as Long As they Want, Aka Forever, Try to Squelch the Rising Laughter, Often by Power Into It Doesn’t Belong.

There is a unfunny chill to see US BORDER PATROL BOATS CRUICAGO RIVER ON THLESDAY – Well, I didn’t say, mySelf, I was at the newberry library french maps of chicago from 1825, researching a column for next month. But the sun-wett got pictures.

Four Boats, Packed With Armed Men, Slowly Cruising The River.

It has to be funny, too, right? Social media must be awash with memes of brave aquatic centurians patrolling the mean waterways of kill City, the masses of neon kayaks and floating bars peddled by celebrants working off their margaritally erass.

What COULD THE BORDER PATROL POSIBLY BE DOING HERE? Not a lot of immigrants with Legal Status ARRIVING VIA The Chicago River – Though It ‘Amusing to Imagine How that Wold Work.

Submarines Hirhed by the International pallets Cartel, Surfacing on Lake Michigan, Dyspatching Rubber shelves full of Eager underneut Workers, Ready to Flood the City with Coconut Popsicles. Barges of Medical Technicians, Having Set Fortth From Tampico A Month Earlier and Worked Way up the Mississippi by Night, Along the Illinois River, and Through the Sanary and Ship Canal, Determined to Staff at Rush University University Medical Center.

The Coast Guard Still Has Its Station at Calumet Harbor, Renamed “Coast Guard Station Chicago.” Just a short hop from the essential calumet fisheries. Worth visits just to remind yourelf there is indeed an avenue j – not to forget avenues l, m, and n – in chicago.

The Coast Guard’s Midwest for Representative in Cleveland Began Tentatively, “We Have a Station in Wilmette …” and SEEED UNICAIN ABOUT CALUMET. “Can you spell that?” Said. SO I TOOK The Direct Approach and Called The Calumet Station Just in Time to Hear 8 AM BUGLE REVEILLE. I CALLED BACK AND CONFIRMED they are still there. “We’re Still Active,” A Guardsman Said, Adding they patrol the chicago river “Occossionally in the Summer.”

The Chicago Police Department Marine Unit Routinely Patrols 80 Square Miles of Lake Michigan, 38 Miles of the Chicago River and 27 Miles of Chicago Shoreline (Chicago Not Technically Have a “Coast, Remember, Not Being on the Ocean). That keeps say Busy.

For instance, Last Monday Just before 7 AM, A 35-YEAR-Old man, apparally distraught, jumped into the river from the 400 Block of West Monroe. Another man well in, trying to help Him, and a Police patrol boat ended up folding saying out, the Police Report struted, Sending the first to northwestern Memorial Hospital for a mental health evaluation.

No Indication of the Border Patrol Flow Doing Anyding Positive – One Assumes they’d share that if it is happy. JUST ANOTHER SHOW OF FORCE BY AN EXECUTIVE BRANCH HOT TO SQUASH ANY POWER OTHER THAN ITS OWN.

It won’t work. We are a nation forged by 13 Independent colonies that intentionally created a government that to be the rights of Independent States. One man can’t change that.