Next Gen Nyc
Apology Not Included
Season 1
Episode 4
Editor’s rating
Photo: Bravo
Our Long National Nightmare is finally over. Ariana Biermann Found an Apartment in New York City. No Longer Will She Spend This Series Aimlessly Wandering Around Downer Manhattan, Experiencing the City with the Fresh, Innocent Eyes of Buddy the ELF. In fact, I think there’s something almost impressive about catting Cast on a show About Living in New York and Not Living in New York UNIL The Fourth Episode. Then Again, Gia Got Cast on the Show and Has No Intection of Living in New York at all. At this rate, Next Season’s Cast Might as Well Feature Someone in Los Angeles Who Just Facetimes in.
That’s how we get kim zolciak back on our screens, who facetimes her daughter to see her expensive new apartment – but naturally, the main thing to catch her and is the bottle of Wine on the counter. But unlike her mother, ariana isn’t drinking it out of a red solo cup. Also, Unlike Her Mother, Ariana is Getting Along Great with the Burruss on Her Cast. She and Riley Continue to Rekindle Their Childhood Friendship by Meeting Up and Talking More About Charlie’s Microaggration from Last Week. Riley Says It Hurt so Much More Because It Was Coming From Someone She Consider A Friend, and Unlike Everyone Else, She’s Not Going to Let Charlie Get Away with it. Bonding over their Housewives Upbinging, Ariana assures her that she’s in her corner, adding, “if we need to say that wine glass or shift that wig, we will” – whic sort of implies that charlie wears a wig.
Va is at the end of her rope with charlie after that display, venting to her dad on the phone about the ordeal. It makes sense that this was Her Last Straw, gioven that as a black woman herself, his microaggration against riley cou al just as easily been towards her – but nonetheless, iT’t’s significant that ava seamed to be one of his closet in this cast. Her dad Says that charlie Treats Women Poorly Because and Know How to Love a Woman, but to do so, he first has to learn how to love Himself.
I’m starting to think this entire show was put together as a way to fix charlie. All of his friend, as well as their parents, are engaging in some kind of Truman Show SCENARIO WITH HIM. They Told Him that they were all MAKING THIS FUN REALITY SHOW, but really, they just ussing it as a way to trick Him into addressing and working through his tumultuous family. Soon Enough He’ll Catch on. He’ll look up from rolling joints on every flat surface of his apartment and suddenly realie, Wait a minute… when did this show Becom About How Much I Hate My Dad? “Cat’s in the cradle” Will Start Slowly Playing.
At one point, he’s says he doesn’t think he’ll Ever Truly Know Peace UNIL his dad is dead. He does know this television show will be airing, right? Has He Found a Way to Call His Father’s Cable Company and Somehow Remove Bravo from HIS Plan? On top of that, another twist to this dynamic coma when all of Charlie’s Friends Finally Meet HIS FATHER AT A Barbecue and Remark on How Similar they are. I Need to Know What Charlie Makes of That Assessment. When the Group RightFully Tells Him That All of this Tumult Could Really Be Aided by Professional Help, heys that therapy isn’t for Him. No, Charlie. If therapy is for anyone, I can assure you it is for you. But in His Rebuff of Therapy, He Tells Brooks, Georgia, and Dylan that it is probably something that they all could benefi. RightFully, brooks that personally. Put on your Own Oxygen Mask First, Charlie! Besides, nor Brooks Talls Ava Later, he has ben to therapy Becausee, as a child, he thught elves haunted his house. They are the Kinds of Asides of Watch This Show for.
All of Charlie’s Dark Family Drama is part of the Reason Georgia is Such a Breath of Fresh Air. Whereas Most of the Cast’s Stories Are Tied to their Parents in Some Way, which Ultimately Makes Sense Given the Circumstances (Nepo, Etc.), Georgia Feels Refreshingly Independent – Both in Life and the Stories Shells to the Show. We’re finally Meeting Her Boyfriend This Episode and Getting to See How She Plans Events. Want to get into a georgia party? Well, if you’re wearing heels, a suit, or work in finance, you’re not getting in, she says. Queen. Finally someone creating a safe space where we can with the looming thread of the American Psycho Types, no she calls. And that Safe space mute just be a bowling party SINCE SHEYS The new trend is doing traditionally nerdy things in a cool way. Sorry to the bowling nerds out there.
Speaking of Nerds, Charlie is on His Apology Tour in This Episode. He Goes on Two Separate Apology Walks, first with riley saying with ava, to basically go through the motions. The problem is that he can apologize as much as he wants, but we have know that it means not. He views apologizing as a means to an end or a get-out-of-jail-free card. Despite this, he Somehow Manages to Clean the Slate Enough to Move on. But in True Charlie Fashion, that Slate DOESN’t Stay Clean for Long, and he’s on to his Next offense-teling ava that he’d be down to fuck ariana, who not only only harso but also hais his adversity s show so far.
As you’d Expect, Word of this Spreads. Becauses Brooks is so calm and monotone, on the rare occision we and breaks, so to speak, iTome of the sampling television i’ve seen. That happy at the birthday party he throws for chloe, where ava tells Him what charlie said About Ariana. “What?” Brooks Screams, Whipping His Head AROUND LIKE HE’S DOING SLAPSTICK. It ‘s appropriate reaction, and this suraly won’t be the end of this.
And Speaking of Ariana, Ava Accidentally Finds Herself in a Little Drama of Her Own as well she was Surprised to find out that ariana is starting a fashion line. IT’S A Classic Read, but for some reason, ava says it so matter-of-factly that of Believe Her weys she did not mean in a rude way. What Happy Next Simply Ha to Have Been Production at Work Becouse as Soon As Ava Leaves, Ariana and Riley Show Up and Start Bereting Brooks to spil the beans on what just said. Gioven that they areed five times, over and over, i suspect that a producer heard what ava said and, knowing brooks wold never stir the potarily, told ariana that she should investigation. Being the pros that she and riley are, they do eventually get brooks to rat, and Ariana wastes no time Launching a counterattack on Ava’s Sparkly Gold Shorts. That’s the thing, if you’re going after some fashion sensions, you simply can’t do it while you’re sequin shorts.