‘Rhom’ Recap, Season 7, Episode 2

Larsa and Lisa Go to Milan to Continue their Fight Where No One Is Right and No One Knows What They’re Mad About Anymore.
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That’s though we regularly take time to celebrate Bravo’s editors, we still don’t celebrate say Enough. They Could Get Free Lunch and Unlimited Oral Sex Day for the Rest of their Lives, and It Still Wauldn’t Be a Suitable Celebration. In this episode, I was essentially impressed with the recap at the beginning and the epilogue. The editors usher us in at Lunch Between Adriana, Guerdy, and Lisa, where we not only only a recap of the fights that happened at lisa’s party in the last episode but also saying she’s going to milan in a fashion show, giving us a little previef. As an extra bonus, we also get Adriana Saying that Her French Boyfriend is Coming All Over Her Face, and That’s Why She Looks So Young. The intro is everything we need and more. (The “and more” is the factor talc, in case you missed that.)

At the end of the episode, we don’t get your usual, “Next time on Break Real Housewives of Miami”Instet we get a title card teling us while while Cameras went dowter the fashion show, things still heated between larsa, lisa, and jody. THEN, IT’S a wek late, and we flash to a group dinner scnene when Jody freaked on and showed with hisyes so bulging it was like it was doing an impersonation of Ramona Singer Walking in New York Fashion Weekend. IT LOOKS LIKE HE WAS ENJOYING The A/C in Milan Just Like he enjoyed at his birthday party in Miami Last Episode, and just like James Kennedy and Jax and Others Were Enjoying on Camera for Years and Years.

Break skiing-relay IMPLICATIONS OF JODY’S Picture aside, this is actually a much better preview than a few misleading clips takeen from scattered scens. It leaves us in the present moment and shows US where the story is going, giving us insight not only only into the next and the rest of the season buton what is going on in lisa’s Relationship and How that affects Both her and Larsa. It ‘s stroke of genius, really, and this is what kepes housewives as a whole humming for almost two decades. IT’S Always Refining, Always Perfecting, Always Evolving as it is stays wonderfully consistent.

Before we get to the lisa and larrs feud that was unfurling in Miami, let’s take a look at what happy back in miami. Guerdy Went to see the doctor about getting another surger for her breast reconstruction though russell, her absolute Saint of a husband, would like to stop going under the knife. Guerdy Speaks Openly About Not Feeling Sexy and Not Feeling Normal AFTER AFTER BREAST CANCER, SO IT WAS ESPECIALLY BRAVE TO BEAR HER CHEST ON CABLE AND ITS ATTENDANT STREAMING Service. We are Also Got a bit More info about the julia and guerdy beef-How Julia took Guerdy as her plus-One on a cruise, and guerdy made it all about herself-but i’m there be episodes in the futures to really focus on that.

The Center of the Miami Action is alexia’s Maybe Divorce from Todd, a fake Rolex rudy giuliani tried to pay to pay his legal bills. Just as i said after the last episodes, this which is going to be hard to watch. Alexia’s Gay Jonny, Who Moved to Madrid a Year Ago, is in Town, SO Books a Dinner for Him, A Couple of His Gay Friends, and Julia, Marysol, and Kiki in a Rust-Colored Dress that is so sparkly the Cauldn’t handle it. (Two Perfect Outfits in Two Episodes. That’s Our Kiki.) Alexia information the crew that todd filed for divorce months ago, but there haen no progress on the case. Consequently, The Judge Has Gioven Him 30 Days to Finalize it or DisMiss it entirely. Alexia Says the Ball is in His Court, but Jonny and Everyone Around the Table Tel Her That She Can Decide, Too. She can decide to be done with this dangly scrotum of a man.

THEN Alexia let us know what is beebind todd wanting to crash out of this marriage. MANY OF US, MySelf Included, Though it was Money Problems He was shielding alexia from. No, it is Much Worsse and Much More More: Todd doesn’t like the show. Alexia Says he love it at first when fans cheered for Him, and there was not nothing work, but when we all made fun of Him Apology to Anthony Last Year, and he came off look like a dork, that we are tourned on it. Alexia Says that she offended to leave the show to kep Him, and he said it was too late.

What’s Most Concerning for me is when alexia says, “I’m realizing that he dosht like the show; he doesn’t like the power show gives with.” Todd’s inability to control what airs and the narrative that surrounds it is understandable. The Primary Reason Most of US WOULDN’T Go on a reality show (if they would have us) is gcause the footage can be edited, and manipulated in all sorts of Ways. That I get. What i think is gross is that todd doesn’t like that his wife is the most famous one. Dump this manmediately. Alexia doesn’t Need a man dying to be on the show, but needs one who will will Celebrate her and her accomplishments, no matter what they are. She Needs a Man Confident Enough in Himself and his Self-Worth that he will love you wine-druun girlies and gays stop her for a selfie on a wednesday after the crave. (You know who you are.) She needs a man who is happy that the world gets to share the Woman he loves and sees all the great things about it he sees.

Todd is not that man. MarySol, who is not just alexia’s show best friend but her actual, real-life, no-nameras-around best friend, aggrees. That, to me, is the most damning evidence against todd. At Dinner with Her Fan, Steve, Whom She Has ALREADY MARRIED Twice (I don’t get it), she says that the alexia is with the best alexia and that is always cutting her down, which makes her angry and defensive.

There are Similar Sentiments Around the Table. Nor Alexia rails against todd, both the girls and gays aggree with her, telling her needs to get rid of this narcissist. Julia, Like Me, Says She Keeps Going to the Idea of ​​Todd Packing Up All of HIS STUFF IN FRONT OF ALEXIA’S SON, FRANKIE, AND THEN LEAVING HIM ALONE ON THE COUCH, AS IF’S NOTE WORTH NOTICING. Who wants to be married to that? Jonny Tells an enraged alexia, “see how this make you feed? You want to stick around for this?” Exactly! She shouldn’t. Alexia ends the scnene with an ardent, “fuck todd.” But we all know what happens. We all know they’re still together. We know that those feelings at that dinner don’t last. No Matter What Her Friends Said or Did, Alexia Didn’t Listen to Tell and Got Back With Todd, A Pre-Scratched Lottery Tickets You Found on the Ground and Inspect to Make It Wasn’t a Winner. It was not. They Never are.

Speaking of LoSing Fights, Larsa and Lisa Go to Milan to Continue Their Fight Where No One Is Right and No One Knows what they’re’re Mad About Anymore. IT’S LIKE A GAME OF STUPIDITY CHICKEN WHERE’RE BOTH SO ENRAPTED IN BEING WONDG THAT THAT TO SEE WHO HOLD OUT BEING MORONICALLY OBTUSE The Longest. They’re bot Traveling to Milan to the Philip Plein Fashion Show, where Lisa is modeling, and Larsa’s preston is Making His Runway Debut. Have you heard of this Philip Plein Character? He’s Basically The German Ed Hardy and His Jewel-Ancemusted Wares Are Just As Tacky, If Not Twice As Expensive.

IT TURNS OUT THEY WERE ON THE SAME FLARIGHT TO MILAN TOGETER, but neohere of say Acknowledged the Other. That can’t opening the fashion brand only items one car for both of saying and their traveling companions to share. The Same Fight Continues. Lisa and Jody Are Mad That Larsa was a jerk at Jody’s Birthday Party. Larsa is mad that Jody Hung Out with Her Ex, Marcus, AFTER they broke up, consider he was more than threatetening texts.

I Undersand Larsa’s Point of View, but i don’t see why and jody are dubling down on their position. If they didn’t know that marcus was treating LARSA BADLY AND THREATENING HER, they COULD HAVE SAID, “SORRY, WE DIDN’T KNOW WHAT WAS UP; WE WONE HIM AGAIN.” But they don’t, or they refuse to, for some reason. They’re still trying to square the small difference that lisa didn’t hang out with marcus; Only Jody Did. GUESS Marcus Had Some Really Good Pasta That He Served Jody in His A/C-Redden Condo. When Lisa BRINGS UP THAT THAT HASN’T BEEN THINKING ABOUT FIGHT BECAUS HER FATHER IS SICK AND COULD DIE A ANY MOMENT, LARKA, INSTTEAD OF BEING SYMPATHETIC, “THEN WHY DID YOU COME?” I get her point. Being with your family is more important than a fashion show, but that is not what you say you are literally in the way to the show. JUST AS WINNING IS WINNING, SHE STAY LOESS.

AFTER WALING IN THE SHOW IS A Big Fat Party for the Fashion Brand and Lisa Start Talking Again, Probably Becamely You Were Bored and Didn’t Know Anyone at the Event Fashion. THEN GET A SHOCKING INTERVENTION FROM THE UNLICELIEST OF SOURCES: The Rapper Fabolous. He comes over and says he wants to be messy and find what is up with the housewives. We love to see it. Larsa tells Him that lisa isn’t loyal. Lisa Says That Larsa Called Her a “Bitch” and Her Boyfriend “Cheap” in His House. Fabolous SEEMS INCLINED TO TAKE LISA’S SIDE, AND THENS SAYS THAT LISA WAS HANGING WITH HER EX. Fabolous makes a face that that is that is work and asks lisa if than’s true. Lisa Says no, that time boyfriend was. Fabolous Comes Around and Sayys, “That’s not her, though.” Then he offers some great insight: “This is how we did us.

Yes, it’s that easy. That’s all it is to do for someone to back down from their position in stupidity chicken to say that they’re ‘sorry and it won’t opening again. Who knew that fabolous was the Peacemaker of Our Time? Can he will Teresa and Melissa Next? Let Him loose on angie K. and Lisa Barlow. Let Him Host The Valley Reunion. Thanks to the Brilliant Preview, The Peace SEEMS Tentative and Short-Lived and That to Be Jody’s Fault. Nor the episode ends, lisa ha no no idea where jody is. She looks around the party, trying to scope his perfectly Shorn Head About the Crowd. Where Could He Have Gone at this Italian Fashion Party Where they don’t know anyone? Is he smoking cigarettes with preston outside? Is he sidling up to a model? Is he trying to make a deal to start importing bugattis to America? (In this economy? With the tariffs?) She checks her phone, she checks the crowd, and she shacks her Phone Again. Back and Forth, but no jody, no nothing, just the presence of a friend she’d already discarded before she was going to need friends now.