Sunday with Paul Chowdhry: ‘I’m a Big Brunch, then Lie Around Watching YouTube’

Sunday Highlights? The Farmers’ Market in North London, now that I’ve worked my way into being middle-class. I’ll Buy Smoked Trout, Organic Chickens, Pheasant, Vegetables and A Very Good Chinese Chilli Oil.

How do you get there? On one of those electric bikes, like Uber Cyclists. I’m usually stealthed up with a mask, Else People Go: ‘There’s Paul Chowdhry on a Bike. What you doing on a bike, bruv? ‘

Do you cook? I live on my own, so I have no choice. Ill have a big brunch, then lie around watching youtube.

What do you watch? That’s a good question. Nowadays, you don’t even know. You just scroll through stuff. Then I might go to the gym.

Who’s at the Gym Sunday? Los, Loners, and Reclusives, Like Me.

Sunday Evening? I’ll make dinner from what I bought from the farmers’ Market. Before freezing most of the stuff you think: ‘might as well eat that.’ Chuck some chicken in the air fryer, maybe some mash. You need some fighting, so chuck on a tomato, and bob’s your auntie, you’ve a made a meal.

Can’t you batch cook? I can’t be bothered. Plus, I’m usually on tour, so I just eat whatever the tour manager brings in for dinner from the local turkish or indian restaurant. I had a curry the other night that I could still feel two days later.

Sunday Cleaning? My cleaner ghosted me. She didnt even say: ‘I’m not available.’ I’m a bit of a germophobe, my house is so clean, there’s not much to do. I got a dyson, which is bloody expensive for a hoover, but it gets the job done.

Sundays Growing Up? We’d go to temple in North London, then a big family lunch with cousins ​​and relatives with lots of indian food. When you get Older you realize that is all DISAPARED AND YOU’RE ON YOUR OWN.

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