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Bertie was awe of his groupmate Sid, who, after the grueling two years of Sabarmati, had the motivation to do another MBA of an Ivy League college. When they recently overtook, Bertie took a while to reconcile the SID that drank large quantities of happy water from dubious parenting with the Sid sitting in front of him that rolled the ‘r’ when he asked for water. The R-Roller Sid works, surprisingly, for an investment bank of Bult bakkies where it advises the Bult bakkie’s private equity firms on what to do with their bulging portfolios. “In its thickness, ha, your ivy alma mater?” Bertie Ribbed Sid, and expects a Hindi explosive in response. Instead, Sid nods and says in a low tone: “The man is behind us.” The ‘he who cannot be called’ was the seventieth president of the United States. Bertie has now made peace with the fact that the Rowdy Sid he knew and loved was completely annexed by this investment banker. “He wants us to pay him more taxes, and he won’t give us money.” Bertie had no idea why Sid was speaking as if he were the spokesman for his second MBA College, but decided to ignore it. “That’s how you balance the budget, no? Make a cost item in an income item. ‘ Bertie was not in the mood to stop the ribbons, but Sid did not bite. “Difficult times, man. And now he wants to prevent foreign students from taking admission. How will we survive? ‘ Bertie began to see his friend as an endangered species whose face would soon appear on a Save the Sid. Bertie banned that visual and asked for a serious question for the first time. “But should the great endowment fund help the university’s finances? One thing that Bertie is good is to read between the lines. The aforementioned private equity portfolies loaded at steep discounts. not. Years ago, he bought the home in which he was using a mortgage loan. Benefits that do not take this into account. Portfolio performance, but it is difficult to build in a spreadsheet that analyzes the rental to the buying decision. -In Investment Redirections Analysis by Association of Mutual Funds of India, he is reminded of the fact that spreadsheets are unable to model the intangible. Staying even longer, which of course is the right thing to do. Significant part of Bertie’s mutual fund portfolio invests via his child friend, who is a distributor of mutual fund. Not to say that.