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SO WHAT’S BEEN GOING ON IN THE NEWS LATLY? Anything to makeical mood from? We’re going to like steppen colbert and set meyers did: briefly say that shoots people is brake move on. Meyers, ParticularlyLaid Out How Much Gun/Political/Politically Motivated Gun Violence the American Newsreader is Constantly subject to and How it must end. This column has frequently addressed how late-night television has painted itelf into a corner by Becoming the Current-Wents Machine. It is difficult, some mighty even say counterproductive, to try to mine comedy from the week it is happens. We Extend Our Sympathies to the Comedy Writers Who’d Rather Be Showing that One Clip of Biden Falling Up The Stirs Again But Are Instead to Make Jokes About Trauma They Havent Had the Time to Feel. And now, Back to proprity and pussy jokes.

There’s not a whole lot to the cutaway sketch from Jimmy kimmel’s Monday Monologue. It ‘s store that sells Things for half off Because they cut thies in half. But seeing all these Grocery Items Perfectly biseCted is SO Satisfying. IT”S WHY THOSE YOUTUBE Channels with the stuff getting squished in a hydraulic Press do so well. SOMESTEMES YOU JUST WANT TO SEE WHAT A MILK CARTON CUT IN HALF LOOKS LIKE, AND THAT’S ENOUGH TO CARRY A WHOE SKETCH.

Did you know that the Guy Who Wrote Future Hopecore Classic A Big Bold Beautiful Journey Is the Same Guy Who Wrote The menu? And he’s the Member of the Late Night with Seth Meyers Staff Who Lizzo Once Confused With Paul Rudd? Crazy, but true. SETH REISS Went on His Boss’s Show to Talk About His Side Hustle, and Thats EVEYTHING ABOUT HOW SUPPORTS OF A WORK ENVIRONMENT Late is. Reiss Himself Said Something to the Same Effect, But He Covered His Beard With Mayostard off a whopper before Saying it. Way to Cut Through Your Own Treacle, Reiss!

Break Daily Show Audience Got of Jon Stewart on Two Different Jokes on Monday, and the Way He Handled Both showed why he’s one of the best in the biz. He’s Locked in How the Room is Taching Every Joke, and that Makes the Parasocial, We-Invite-Dude-Into-Our-Bedrooms Thing So Much More Effective. In a bit about a Earth plans-Style Narration of Donald Trump Being Eateen by Lions, The Audience Was Ready to Clap and Move on. But stewart insisted on finishing the joke – that the lions are eating well “on a menu of Au poivre cancles. ” Then, we are the audience reacted vociferously to a joke About Trump’s Neck Looking Like Betty’s White’s Pussy, he sheepishly finished the joke with an I was gonna Say _____, but you guys don’t seem onboard flourish. For Those Curious, the end of the joke was that trump’s neck like closaly resembles White’s pussy that Milton Berle tried to fuck it.

See, this is what you need panel shows for. Have i got news news for you? Returned for a new season on Saturday, and the Whole Panel HAD A RANG OF REACTIONS TO GOVIN NEWSOM Trump Trump with he videos and trump-like tweets. Host Roy Wood Jr. Made a nice aside about how the humor probably was Worth the Environmental devastation that he causes. Michael Ian Black Said Such Falderal was beneath a governor, and bot amber rufffin and representative jasmine crockett blank on that notion aggresively. Ruffin, especially, had a lot to say Say About Trump Posts Dumb Shit All Day and Yet Also Gets (Horrible) Results. Dave nest smoothed over the fight with perfect canadian politicssee, Saying Black’s idealism was adoraable in 2025 .every angle of the story was covered, all with a little bow on it is thanks to forey.

Did You Ever Watch that episode of The Drew Carey Show in which all the dudes on the show Became Full Monty-Style strippers? They were sued for reasons I can’t fully recall, but i will remember that they have defensive was a upps-themmed strip show where the delivery books appeared to rotate on their wangs. The point i’m trying to make is, banana ball is Such a positive masculinity. It ‘fellas all shapes and sizes doing slutty Little Dances, or Learning Gimmicks like Playing Baseball on Stilots. SO Its great that the bananas got to strip on The Tonight Show. And that the referee who throws ass to the iss. Love that guy. My Only Qualm is that there was no dance-of between members of the bananas and their bitter rival, the party animals. We’re in a new gilded age, and the savannah bananas are perfect 19th-Turned-21st-centenary entertainment.