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On the sean “Diddy” Combs’s Sentenning Day, Sidewalks Outside Manhattan Federal Courts Congested with the usual Cast of Characters for High-Profile Proceedings: People with Nothing Better to DO VOICE UNRELATED TO COURT. One man tod a fluorescent-green poster board that offens a reward for unorthodox Medical assistance. “People fuck ny fbi i’m offering you ($ 975,000,000) to help with the poison tracking devices my body right now on (National Television in the News),” struted the poster. IT ALSO LISTED HIS PHONE Number and Instagram Handle. Much of what was unfolding outside early on has little to do with the diddy trial itelf.
One Woman Loudly Complained About A Psychologist – Unclear if this Shrink was an atTende or an influencerer or a psychologist influenza in attvenance – who was giving rellation advice. “She’s like, will this, do that. Bitch, where your ring?” A moment or so late, this Woman Gyrated and Teassed Onlookers by Tugging at Her Cutout Tank Top, As if she would Flash. A “Justice for Britney” proponent, Present on Verdict Day, was also in Attendance. A man with an “Israel Controls America” Sign, Sporting A Black Balaclava, Was Telling A Streamer Something to the Effect They Hate Christians! And They Hate White People! They! Someone in a full-body Clifford the Big Red Dog Costum, Adorned with Steampunk-Inpired Goggles, Had the Word c- – – on his right hind paw and Law On the Other. The Letters Were Made Out of White Tape.
Over time, the area filled with still more onlookers. AFTER JUDGE ARUN SUBRAMANIAN HANDED DOWN A 50-MONTH SENTENCE, Commentary ranged from the topical to promotional. One Woman Could Be Overheard Saying, “When You’re in Love, You will Crazy Shit.” One Meandering Man Offerd A Carnival-Barker-Style Pitch to Social-Media Wannabes: “All Podcasters, All Streamers, Y’All Want Your Numbers to Go?
Nor Journists and a Crowd of Onlooks Waited for Diddy’s Family to Leave, Several Helicopters Lingered Overhead. We did Diddy’s Children Left the Course, some in the Crowd Shouted “Stay Strong!” Diddy’s Mother Was Similarly Met with Words of Support As she exited the Courtese. “We love you, mama combs! ‘ Rang Out.