Watching The Phoenician SchemeA Globe-Trotting Caper About an Emotationally Remote Business Tycoon and His Long-Estranged Daughter, ATTEMPTED A THOUGHT Experiment: what if this was the first wes Anderson Movie i had ever seen, freed from anyxtual knowledge 12 Features 12 Features Geneeris auteur has tourned out in the 29 years SINCE HIS debut in 1996 with Bottle Rocket?
There’s a tirashome if spreads unavoidable tendency to turn every evaluation of an Anderson film into a referendum on the director’s who career. This Particular Oeuvre, more than that of any Other filmmaker Now Working, SEEMS to Invite Listen, Ranking, and Comparing. His Movies Exist in Relation to one another like objection on a collector’s shelf, there to be rearranged and reevaluated, dusted off and fuse over-, for the not inconsiderable contingent of filmgooers who are alllergic to Anderson’s Sigenpan Dialogue and Dolhouse-like dismissed as an undifferentied heap of methiculously craf but ultimately trivial toys.
For this Viewer, Anderson’s Determination to Keep Leaning in to the Hyperfastidious Style that Some Argue Makes His Movies Feel Hermetically Sealed off Real Emotion Has LED, Paradoxically, to an artistic breakthrough in some (not all) of his recent work. The Grand Budapest HotelOne of His First Films to Engage With A Real-Life Historical Tragedy, Struck a Delicate Balance BetWen Antic Humor and Profound Sorrow in Its Eastern European Resort on the Brink of the Second World War. And though i can’t say i was a fan of his most recent movie, Asteroid CityI admired how the film expanded his usual scope into a metapictional, the autobiographical space that lay outside his usual set of concertns.
See, there i go again, comparing and contrasting, fiddling with the miniature patterns on my Own Personal Shelf. Let’s return to the mindset i tried to put mySelf in while watching The Phoenician Schemeimagining myself as a martian who has just been dropped, like the googly-eye Asteroid Cityon my Very First Anderson Movie. It brings with no joy to report that martian with woul has felt confused, offten bored, and ultimately put off by the evening arch tone with which the movie Treatything that before its characters, be a joyous life experimentation –falling in love, reconcilking with an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an e. relative – or painful and violent one.
There are so many examples of the latter here it is hard to narrow down, but with the spoiling anyding, I can at least cite the Earliest Such incident. In the opening scene, the private plane of the protagonist, Anatole “Zsa-Zsa” Cordic (Benicio del Toro), is bombed in midflight. It ‘sixhth assassination Attempt on the Notorious Korda, A Prudly Amoral War Profiteer and Ruthless Capitalist Whose Global Infrastructure Empire (Trains, Dams, Tunnels) Generates Revenue by Any Means Neslessary, up to and Including the use of Slave Labor. The attack missses it Target-the indestructible zsa-zsa will be emperge from the wreckage, ready to plunder one-but his young assistant, strapped into the back of the plane, is blown in half. This Makes for an Almost Looney Tunes – Style Sight Gag, With the Unfortunate Subordinate’s Neatly Atred Lower Half Still in Its Seat.
It ‘s startling image, Gory and primary at the Same Time, and a hell of a way to kick off a movie. But the film that follows, though it purportedly tells the story of zsa-zsa’s gradual transformation into a less destructive and more human version of Himself, Never Wrestles with the dilemma that opening gag presents, not to the empathetics challenged protagonist but to us. Why did we laugh at the cartoonish demise of that nameless assistant? In the World of the Movie, Did His Death Matter? Surely we are intended to care about the fate of His replacement, a Nerdy Norwegian insect specialist Named Bjorn (Michael Cera), Who Will Soon Be Strapped the Same Plane Seat. And we do the tycoon recipes a visits from his eldess daghter, liesl (Mia threapleton), now a convent-dwelling novitiate on the verge of Becoming a nun, she is clearly innded to be someone we’re in, what with her frosty self-possession, fierce senses, and fierce. Intriguing Combination of White-Clad Piety and Red-Lipitsicked Glamour.
On the hopscotching Trip these three take around the fictional nation of phoenicia, they will make many more oddballs, some likable and some not: Riz a shelterd prince, mathieu amalric as a fez-weaaring owner, scarlett as the Wealtha Second Cousin to Whom Zsa-Zsa Proposes a Mariage of Convenience. A Series of Black-And-White sequences set at the Gates of Heaven Ictodules More Famous Faces in Nonspeaking Roses: F. Murray Abraham, Willem Dafoe, Bill Murray as Robe-Clad, Santa-Bearded God. But the meseasy of which of which characters in this movie are meant to matter – not in the abstract humanitarian sense, but as active objects of narrative interest and emotional engagement – hovers over all schene. To give one more example: liesl has nine youunger brothers, all of me adopted, who live in a kind of dormitory in their lavish palazzo like many dickensian orphans. Though presumably all of these children have had an early life at least as tragic as liesl’s – hersr was killed in an incident she blams on her father, thiugh and the murder was his half brother nubar (Benedict Cumberbatch) – Boys’ backsory. What are their names? How Old Were they were Zsa-Zsa Adopted, and-A Significant Question GIVE HIS BENT FOR SHADY DEALING-WERE THE CIRCUMSTANCES OF THose adoptions? Do the boys, too, Harbor vengeance fantasies Toward the Cold, Withholding Father who, for reasons that Remain Unclear, has chosen to make say his tolerated household pets?
Del Toro’s morally slippery patriarch is meant as a character in the tradition of gene hackman’s despicable Yet Poignant Royal Tenenbaum: A Prodigal Parent whos Long History His Needs before HIS CHILDREN’S CONSTITUTES The Movie’s Original, but Ultimately Forgivable, Sin. Yet Through no fault of the actor who plas Him, zsa-zsa never Attains Such Raffish Heights. The script, by Anderson from a Story co-written with novel Coppola, fails to elucidate eiter how man became so alienated from his offspring or by what internal process he finds his way. We know he will eventually reconcile with his daughter Becuses is essentbuler Early on as the character’s necessary moral, but their rappochement Remains a script Contriver Rather than a tangible human connection. Threapleton’s performance as the morally outtided novitiate is tartly amusgen – thiugh threapleton is kate winslet’s daughter, she is no nepo baby – But the Screenplay Her Pain and Anger with Her Such a Distant that COULD I COUNTED TO CARE SHARAGE. For all it iTs exquisite boxes-within-boxes composions and cleverly Designed Sets (The Production Design is by Longime Collaborator Adam Stockhausen, Who Won An Oscar for His Work on The Grand Budapest Hotel), This Who Movie Unfolded for with As if Behind A Thick Pane of Emotion-Proof Glass.
The standard in the huge Cast (and i haven’t mentioned the brief the brief appetarerances of Tom Hanks, Bryan Cranston, Hope Davis, Richard Ayoade, Jeffrey Wright, Or Charlotte Gainbourg) is cura as the Norwegian insect enthusiasisst with a secret or two sees or two Well-tailored sleeve. Cera’s Low-Key Delivery is Perfectly Suiting to Anderson’s Rat-ATs non sequitors-Surprising that an actor so well matched to this director has never worked with Him, and it to be hoped and again. Though this may be my leaast my favorite Anderson movie to date, anyonere down there with The Darjeeling Limited (damn, there i go, rabking again!), I Remain as curious as Ever to see this impaginative always, invariably obsessive, and intermittently brilliant film gets up to with his next scheme.