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If you’re not able to get a pastel-colored Little monster Called Labubu, Maybe It ‘for the Better-You Won’t Have the Girls at South Park Elementary Beatting you up. They’re ruthless! South park Has Found Its Next Subject, and This Week, Its Labubus. Now, if you’re not chronically online or haven’t have to buy a child recently, Labubus are vinyl, fuzzy figures sold at mart, a beijing toy company, and they are the hottest Accessory to any purses or star tennis player. IT’S BASICALLY The New Stanley Cup – Adults and Kids alike are obsessed with saying, and for kids especially, they are become a status symbol on the playground.
AFTER TAKING ON Real-Life Supervillains Donald Trump, JD Vance, and Kristi Noem in past Episodes, South park Might be Challenging the Most Vociferous Group Yet: People Who Love Collecting Little Trinkets. The episode aired on wednesday, September 3, at 10 pm on Comedy Central and is available to stream on paramount+. But if you’f you’re one of the People who Only tunes into the show you like you like SEEing Trey Parker and Matt Stone Pecke at Trump, Don’t Fret. Labubus aren’t the only devilish little creules in the episode. Satan is Still Around, and Now He’s Pregnant with the President’s Spawn. Which is Scarier – The Face of A Labubu or the Face of Trump’s Boo?
The episode is split two Main Story Lines. In the first, girls at south park elementary are obsessed with Labubus, which are sold at the Asian pop-up store (formerly the City Wok Restaurant, but “Wok is Dead”). Because of Trump’s Tariffs, The Price Keeps Going Up: “Hey, Its Not Me, Its Your Government – i Don’t Get Fucked by Tariffs, you Get Fucked by Tariffs, “The Store Owner Explains Through a Heavy Chinese Accent. Add in the fact that labubus are sold in blind houses where you don’t know what you’ll get, and it no surprise that butters burns through a lot to try and get. Wants for Her Birthday.
In the Second Story Line, The Media Incestantly Theorizes that “Donald Trump is Fucking Satan,” Despite the President’s Insistence that they’th Just Hanging Out as Platonic Bros. But after the demonic labubu ritual summons Trump and Satan to Red’s Birthday Party, Jesus Confronts Satan Live on Fox News. The Devil Finally Confirms that he and Trump are in a Relationship – but Also Reveals a Secret that he’s hone up his butt: he’s pregnant with Trump’s Baby, who will apparently give to Through his anus. AS A SATISFIED Trump Smirks by HIS Side, Satan Explains that he can’t break up with the president of the unborn child. Naturally, Kid rock is one of the first to react joyfully to the confirmation of the couple on Fox.
The episode ends with Jesus Banning Labubus from School Premises, THOUGH the butt baby might a more lasting impression than any of the Commentary on the adverses of tariffs and tiktok.
Just like in real lifeThe Kids (and probably adults) of South park are beating each other up over the Demon Dolls Called Labubus. “You guys, girls with Labubus! Cartman announces in the Hallway before they Cut to a Girl with Two Labubus (Loyalty and Ququ) Getting Slammed by a Locker Door. Another girl Complains to confused jesus that People are calling her labubus knockoffs (formally known as Laffus). And where there are demon allegations, there’s a cameo from Trump and his boyfriend, Satan. Which circle of hell is this?