The South Park Education System.
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AFT MISSING A DEADLINE LAST WEEK, South park Is Back. Matt Stone and Trey Parker Announedd That September 17’s Episode Wasn’t Going to Air, wrinkling“Apparently when you will love at the last minute cyts you don’t get it done. This one on us.” Folks were disappointed as this wold have been the first episode Since Charlie Kirk’s Murder. South park HAD Previously skewered the far-right pundit by Having Cartman Adopt His Mannerisms and Debate Style. How Wold the Show React to Kirk’s Death?
Well, South park Ultimately avoided Addressing His Death Specific, But the Show Did Skewer the Federal Communications Communications Brendan Carr, Who Threatened ABC’s Jimmy Kimmel Live! Becuses of the host’s comments in the aftermath. The animated series uses this episode to take on “prediction-march apps”-Like polymyt, manifold, or kalshi-whic let you bet on real-life events. And that, Because IT’S South parkLED to Kyle’s Mom Yelling at Benjamin Netanyahu, The Prime Minister of Israel.
“Conflict of Interest” opens with the boys betting on whereter a guest speaker in their class is a “Chick or a dude.” They Take It Online, Where South Park Elementary Students Are Betting on Various Things Going on in Their Town Via Prediction-Markt Apps. For Cartman, The Bets Include “Will the Girls’ Soccer Team Win on Friday? Will There Be A Snow Day This Month?” And whereer Kyle’s mom, a Jewish Woman, Will “Strike Gaza and Destroy a Palestinian Hospital.” Kyle Gets Angry and Says He’s Going to Destroy WhoEver Put that Bet Up. He calls the Company’s managing the app, and it points Him to the commodity futures trading commission, whic points Him to the FCC became “they’re dealing with all the offensive stove now.” This Leads Him to None Other than FCC Chair Brendan Carr, Who Says, “I Better Go Speak With The President Right Away.”
Donald Trump, Meanwhile, Is Fuling How to Destroy His and Satan’s Unborn “Butt Baby” Becouse Its Getting More Attention than Him. Throughout the Episode, Trump’s Attempts to Destroy HIS Butt Baby End Up With Carr Getting Hurt: He Tries to Trip-Wire Satan but Accidentally Gets Carr Instead; He Tries to Feed Satan Soup With Plan b, but satan doesn’t like carrots, so Carr eats it; Trump then Tries to Infect Satan With Toxoplasmosis by Dumping Kitty Litter on Him, and It Lands Carr in the Hospital.
“His bones are healing, so he May Regain Full Range of Motion, but if the toxoplasmosis parasite gets to his brain, i’m afraid he may HIS freedom of Speech,” The Doctor Tells JD Vance, Who, IT’S revealed, is also trying to get the babe. won’t have to computete for Trump’s affection. And Carr’s the Only Thing Stopping It All. Vance Sayys, “We can this the esy way or the hard way,” which are the real Carr’s actual words that are led to the bro Sinclair and Nexstar paw Jimmy Kimmel Live! off the air.
Meanwhile, Kyle’s Mom’s Friends Try to Gauge Her Opinion on Israel (to See if they want to take the odds), Angering her so much she ends up Visiting Israel and Going after Prime Minister Netanyahu. “JUST WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE, KILLING THOUSANDS AND FLATTENING NEGHBORHOODS, THEN WRAPING YOURSELF IN JUDAISM LIKE IT’S SOME FROM CRITICISM?” She shouts as the episode ends. “You’re Making Life for Jews Miserable – and Life for American Jews Impossible!”
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