When my wife asks me how I think I performed during our last scheduled session of marital relationships. – ryan

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12 responses to “When my wife asks me how I think I performed during our last scheduled session of marital relationships.”

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   “You got the fastest time of anyone this season, dear.”

   

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   Well he fucks better than James Acaster at least.

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   How did Rowan’s lap actually go?

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   You did it… in one minute… forty… eight point nine! Now it was a bit damp, so we’ll mark that one “mildly moist.”

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   TIL: Giffers^TM have wives.

   But… If you have a wife, why are you giffing?

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    Look, it’s a race, and if you finished last, I don’t know what to say except that I hope you will improve before next time.

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    It’s shit like this that makes me question marriage.