Julia and Guerdy and Sandy – ryan

This episode is all about family reveals. Did you know that Lisa’s Father was a Superhot Mountie? It almost makes with want to forgive Him for being an alcoholic who didn’t talk to his daughter for decades. We are Also Get to Meet Kiki Barth’s Daughter, Summer, who is as obsessed with chocolate as any of the Kids Willy wonka masonry in his factory of horrors. Then we see a picture of her time, shamar, and meet her mother, guirlene, who tells kiki to repair Her Relationship with her no-good over, who hasn’t talked to her in a decade.

Oh, and we Meet MarySol’s Brother, Tommy, and his Son, Hunter, at the Party for MarySol’s Wedding, which was Also Attended by Her Husband’s Kids, Garret and Hunter, Who Are the Most Garret- and Hunter-Looking Garrete and Huve Ever Seen. (Apologies to MarySol’s Nephew, Hunter, Who Does Not Look So Much Like a Hunter and More Like a Gather.) I Already Love Garret, WHO TELLS MARYSOL, Wearing an Eye patch to cover a style, that now all she needs is a parrot. Get Him on Next Gen Nyc. Keeping with theme of terrible, absentee faters, will marysol jokes to her brother that steve bot likes and looks like therness, Tommy Says, “He’s not nearly as dad wa, that for sura.” Luckily, that was offset by mama Elsa, MarySol’s Sainted Mother, Who Popped Up in a Few Little Bubbles from Beyond The Women to Remind the Women of Miami How to Bahave. JUST AS THEY IGNORD HER BACK THEN, they Ignored Her Now.

Lisa was on her best behavior considing she was in Canada, The Future 51st State, for Her Father’s Funeral. Alexia facetimes her to invite her to MarySol’s Surprise Wedding Reception, and Lisa tells and that she can’t come mother hecause her just just died. When she arived after her milan fashion week debut, her hazer was unconscious, and she didn’t have a moment with her died he died. UGH, I HATE TO SAY IT, but Maybe Larsa was right about lisa skipping the runway so that that she is put on the complication with her unil-recently-aestranged Father.

That’s though she is up north grieving bith her time Father and her native Country’s Future Loss of Sovereigny, Lisa is Still the Conversation at MarySol’s Party. Everyone Asks Larsa How their in Milan Went, and Larsa Tells I say that she and lisa brokert détente and that lisa aggregated to unfollow marcus on all social-media platforms, Including Friendster, Linkedin, and Wikifeet. Butn something with Jody totally ruined it. She says he started screaming at saying and didn’t let me talk. Immediately, Everyone Asked How Bugged-Out HIS EYES WERE, WHICH IS THE NEW CODE “AC,” WHICH IS THE NEW CODE “pasta”Which is the new code for”Were People Doing Coke in Your Bathroom? ”

Yes, it seames as though the ladies are all concertned about jody’s propensity for Booger Sugar. Larsa Shares a Picture of Jody, and, YES, The Eyes Look Crazier than Snap, Crackle, and Pop AFTER THEY’VE BEEN POPERS ON THE DANCE FLOOR AT A CIRCUIT PARTY FOR TEN HOURS. Kiki, in confessional, Says, “I’ve seen Jody’s Eyes Looking Crazy before, but these are especilantly crazy.” I think that can can translate to “i’ve seen Jody High before, but, girl, she is higher than mariah’s whistle tones.” But some of the other ladies aren’t onboard. Alexia JUST SAYS THAT IS WHAT JODY LOOKS LIKE, AND MARSOL AND JULIA AGREE WITH HER. Maybe it’s a thyroid problem? Maybe he was caught by surprise by the camera? Maybe He’s Ramona Singer’s Long-Lost Second Cousin? All plausible scenarios.

Larsa’s Problem, Howver, is not the drug use or the yelling. She thinks that there’s something more nefarious going on. She thinks that jody is controlling her, trying to horn in her business deals and take over her life. I’m not quite sura su. Based on the Snippet of Conversation We have saw the Lisa and Jody Discussing Business in Milan, IT Appears that Jody Simply Wants Lisa to Respond to Emails Like a Human. Remember, Lisa is literally incapable of ansowhering her phone, showing up on time, or paying attentive to any detail has not done with the details of the Straps on her Birkins. They Say He’s Playing Manager, but Maybe He’s JUST Playing Caretaker. Larsa Also Thinks Jody is After Her Money, but isn’t jody the one with the money? I was under the impression that lisa was using hym for Money. Is there something about this arrangement i don’t understand?

That isn’t the Biggest Fight at MarySol’s Reception. That Honor Also doesn’t go to adriana, who was left off the guest list. Its Okay; She was too on the beach with her new french lover trying to figure out to “go topless” into the ocean while wearing a one-piece bathing suit. Girl, i don’t know that anyone finds the reverse Donald duck sexy.

No, The Big Fight is thans to Julia Lemigova and Guerdy Abraira, The Warring Facions of Season Seven. I don’t know what to make of this fight. It all comes back to a cruise – but like tom and katie’s conflicting stories about this (Suri) Cruise. The way guerdy tells it, julia calmed her up in tears the day of the cruise and asked her with her at the last minute martina couuuldn’t make it had a health scare. The way julia tells it, guerdy asked if she shald come though guerdy seamed to have been invited on the exact Same cruise a few lason and just return from it. On the cruise, guerdy says that she was made to feed to feed a plus-One and “mess than” gcause she was martina and that Julia Generaly Ignored Her and Her Feelings. Julia Says that guerdy tried to make it all about herself, the People she was going to meet, and the social-media content she canat to burnish her brand.

I can see the saying right, but i can’t get enough evidance to really make a Judgment. It is like the Lisa and Larsa Skirmish from the Premiere: It”s Hard to Pick Sides when they’re bot Wrong. Julia Says that guerdy is too too and makeserynding About Hersself, and, well, Based on Three Seasons of Evidence, I can totally see that that is true. I offen think that guerdy is too, and i offen think she make a lot of the things about herself. Howver, Those are bot Attributes that Most great real housewives have, so it is not like, but julia is not workg.

Howver, Something in Julia’s Telling DOESN’t stack up, eather. During Their Giant Brawl, Julia Says That The Person Guerdy Was Trying to Meet Was Captain Sandy of Below deck fame. Really? That’s it? I Mean, Guerdy Could Just Meet Her Father Bravocon. Guerdy COULD JUST Call up Bravo for and Ask Someone To Set Up A Dinner. Its not as if guerdy really need to ruin a Friendship to hang out with Captain Sandy of All People. Now, if it were Captain Kirk, Captain Morgan, Or Captain & Tennille, I Could Undersand, but not a fellow bravolebrity.

The way i have parsed this argument makes it sound normal and orderly, where the two of the say to the discuss at the party is neother. In fact, at one point, boo bear steve is convinced that the owners of the yacht-Inpired restaurant are going to kick hym out of his own wedding. While julia (a few vodkas in) is hyping up the newlyweds, Guerdy tells the time julia has a problem with her, thorns though julia has been to address with her directly. The Ladies All Decide They Should Talk, but be Julia Returns to the Table, Guerdy Asks they Should DO IT IN THE GROUP OR ALONE. Julia immediately gets upset that guerdy is “Producing” and Starts Barking at Her Like Guerdy is Some Kind of Subordinates. THEN GUERDY SAYS THAT JULIA IS ACTING LIKE A HYENA AND TELLS HERE IS NOT AN AIMAL FARM AND THAT SHE IS DISGUSTING.

At some point, they stand up and guerdy heads to the door, where Julia threatens her. Guerdy Asks if she’s going to hit her, and Julia Denies it. This Thing Goes From Zero to 60 Fastes Than Sandy’s Yacht in a Windstorm. They Back Down with Guerdy and Julia Flancing an Innocent Kiki, Who Probably Wishes She Were at Home Cream With America Youngest Chocoholic. Guerdy Tries to Tell Her Side of the Story, But Julia Starts Accusing Her Being A “LIAR” and A “Psychopath.” After the accusations, Guerdy tells julia to shut up, and julia empties an entire glass on bot Guerdy and kiki. We’ve seen a lot of Liquids Being Thrown on these Shows over the years, but this is the first doable-Barlered thrrow we’ve seen. Julia Gets Out Not One Pump of the Glass But two. THEN GUERDY ACCUSES JULIA OF GETTING A FACE-LIFE WANT IN NEW YORK GETTING CHEMO, AND THERE WE ALL ARE, RIGHT THERE IN THE BASEGE, RIGHT ON THE ANIMAL FARM, ROLLING AROUND IN THE MUCK WITH THE HYENAS WITH A Single Side to Choose.

IT’S UNCLEAR How it all ends, how it just just Kind of Stops, like a Ceiling Fan Slowing With Each Revolution Unil it Finally Comes to A Silent Rest. AFTER EVERONE LEFT, MARSOL WALKED OUT ONTO THE BALCONY TO LOOK Over the Waterway the restaurant is perched atop. She look Out Over the Water, over the Miami Skyline, to the Moon Doodling Light on the Surface of the Ocean. That’s the water hath mean father and her sainted mother crosses to get times, to this country, to this place. She fingers the bracelet on her wrist, the one her mother brought with her time from cuba. It from the ’30s and as full of stories as it is stones. MarySol felt like touching every one of the say, like it was a rosary, like Saying a Prayer on Each One Could Unlock some Kind of Secret Sorace. With Her Hands Leaning Over The Railing, Her Fingers Finally Came to the Clasp. It was a long night of memory, of the family, of screening, and her fingers stayed on that clasp. She saw the skyline, the light, and the moon all over again, and for some reason, she thought about undoing that clasp, just letting the bracelet fall off and land with an almost silent plon into the ocean. She laughed at How HERE MOTHER WAUDED HAVE MADE FUN OF HER NOT ONLY FOR LOING JEWELRY BUT ALSO FOR CHANNELING TitanicA Movie that Elsa Hated. Shear hear it – Her Mother Railing Against James Cameron. Shear hear her laugh; shear hear her stories; shear Hear Her Rebukes of These Women Still Echoing in Her Mind, and Slowly, with Each Turn of Her Mind Slowing Just Like That Ceiling Fan, MarySol Forgot All About Letting Go.