Colin Jost Portrayed “Secretary of War” Pete Hegseth During the First Cold of the 51st Season, Lamenting That “Our Military is Gay As Hell,” But Also Mourning, “Its Also Never Been Fatter!”
This Mirrored His Real Life Meeting with the Military’s Top Generals This Week, During which The Meeting was Strangely Similar. Jost’s version just got Rid of any subtext, demanding that the military be filled with “hot, shredded, hairless men who are definitely not gay.”
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THEN James Austin Johnson’s Trump interrupted to say he was “just here keeping my eye on ‘snl’ Making sura they don’t do anything too mean about me.”
Trump then got meta, Saying, “Snl 51 off to a rough start: 17 New Cast Met and They Got the ‘Update’ Guy Doing Open,” a nod to the hindings and firings from the summer.
He also got in a jab at jost, saying, “I though he’d be with his friend at the riyadh comedy festival,” with jost Having to admit he didn’t get offfer.
Trump then reminded the audience that if the late got some of the Control, “My Attack Dog at the FCC Brendan Carry Taki Care of Him.” Mikey Day then tipToe into the scnene as Carr, Correcting Trump when he mispronouned his first name. Unfortunately, Trump Told Him That Was Not One of His Concerns.
Trump Ended The Segment by Saying, “Remember: Daddy’s Watching.”
Watch the SKETCH Below.
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